Yoongi: Hey There, I've Missed You

Jungkook: hyung, I got you a birthday present

Jin: oooo what is it??

Jungkook : *slaps a bow on his head and poses* me! *Smiles in bunny*

Jin: -_- is there a receipt? I own enough disappointments

Jungkook:. . .

Jin: I thought I told you to watch them???

Yoongi: I did

Jin: oh really? *Points to an injured Maknae line*

Yoongi: yeah, I watched them jump off the roof

Jungkook: hyung, in a hypothetical situation, what do you do if you ran over a cat?

Jin: YOU RAN OVER THE NEIGHBORS CAT???

Taehyung: *runs inside* YOONGI HYUNG IS LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD UNCONCIOUS

Jin: YOU RAN OVER YOONGI

Jungkook: I was asking in a hypothetical sense, Yoongi hyung's just napping

Namjoon: hey Hobi, how do you stay so positive all the time?

Hobi: psht, oh that's easy

Hobi: I have a schedule of when to scream into my pillows. Speaking of which, it's my 9 o'clock right now, excuse me.

Namjoon:

Jin: You know, today I worked my butt off for you ok. I cooked, I cleaned, I tended your garden, did your laundry, and all I get are complaints.

Person: seriously, who are you and WHY are you in my house?!

Jin: *sigh* no one appreciates hard work anymore. . . .

Jungkook: I mean, they never get me. You get me though, right Frank?

Frank: Course. Hey, another thing

Jungkook: anything for you bud, what's up?

Frank: could you please check out sir, we've been closed for an hour now.