Sraight Up Petting It. And By It. I Mean My Area

jon, faking his age, newly promoted: i am doing such a good job at being the rational and steely academic

absolutely everyone in the archives: who is this 28 year old baby duckling and why is he already graying

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

Omg I hope nothing bad happens to Arthur Lester in the bad-things-happening-to-arthur-lester podcast

The emotional dissonance between each of my malev 52 doodles is HILARIOUS. I was wide-eyed hand over my mouth gasping at the ending and motherfucking arthur lester in his underwear was staring back at me.

.....welp!

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camp here and there fans pspspsps i have a huge question.

okay. so. when you guys read the acronym “chnt” do you read it as “camp here and there” or the letters “c h n t” because my friends and i keep pronouncing it phonetically. like. chint. but less “i” sound? i guess?? I CANT BE ALONE IN THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLE

that's it. too many of these eldritch spooky bitches need therapy and a LOT of it. somebody call

UP & ADAM!

(This is about Kayne and Jon Sims, mostly.)

I have a lot of thoughts about John Doe and fear

Everything from his secrets, to his anger, to his narration, to his more self-contained and tangible irrational childish fears. I have lots of thoughts about all of it. John Doe is terrified, All The Time

He lies and gets defensive when he's ashamed, he shouts and curses and gets verbally abusive and goes on villain monologues when he feels trapped, he gets spacey and lost in describing all the gruesome details when he's freaked out and overwhelmed, he narrates things to Arthur that he obviously already knows are happening when he panics, and he's scared of the dark. He also has trust issues, and sees any living being as a potential threat, even if it's just a deer or an owl. This guy is a bundle of fear

I'm not coping well, thanks for asking.

I THINK EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING FANDOM JUST COLLECTIVELY BROKE LMFAO