1 REBLOG = 1 RAT Becomes TRANSGENDER

s1 of malevolent: hey what if you were blind and had to run away from scary monsters would that be fucked up or what

s5 of malevolent: what if. Uh. you know what actually post cancelled I can’t even put this into words

Malevolent Ghibli AU - "Kayne's moving shit"

Arthur really, really hates the amount of paranormal shit that's happening to him. And a crazy magician doesn't help at all!

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

its blood

its blood, the kiss mark is blood and i am ill

(arthur voice) our time in the cannibalism pit really fixed the marriage I think

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

OKAY. OKAY. GOING TO LIVEBLOG NOW...

glad everyone is awake and alive! (I'm going to regret these words)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

They killed my guy forealsies this time :《