Imma Be Honest With Yall. Call Me Uncultured But I've Never Heard Of 'Ride Him, Cowboy' Before, And It

i know there ain’t no fucking way that these fucking things are now part of the malevolent canon universe.

I'm on Part 45 "The Fire" and I love how our group is now composed of three certified yappers

One of them won't stop talking to himself, one of them won't stop craving violence, and the other only offers up pertinent information when prompted, not when their lives are literally in danger.

But which is which 👀

literally the funniest thing about kayne to me is that he's barefoot. heres an all powerful god who is the last one left of his name because he killed thousands of his other selves in different universes. he has no need we can presume of a human form but he gave himself one anyways and despite the clothes he just. didnt tack on any shoes. i wonder if it was a conscious decision or not. did he forget and by then it was too late? because i also enjoy the idea of him making his grand entrance and thinking in the back of his mind, yes, the blood soaked city will freak these two chuckleheads out but you know whats really gonna unnerve them? these bare grippers.

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So what are we calling the orchestra of arthurs? I've seen "Orchestrarthur" get thrown around a few times but I just gotta know what y'all are calling em

I've also seen "Arthur and the jarthurs" which is hilarious

But like please gimme your suggestions on what to call those guys bc I kinda wanna give em a fancy name like most other orchestras but the funny ones go hard tbh

i would like everyone to know that this is arthur lester in my head

he’s just the dad from frozen but he’s stinky, possessed, and is currently coughing up a lung

rb to have a super gay 2023

Possibly one of my favorite niche little things TMA fans do on TikTok is literally flock to posts that are so insanely aligned with fears but SOMEHOW UNRELATED and just. Harass the poster. Like the woman with an emotional support wasp hive. People commented “does the hive sing to you?” ENOUGH TIMES THAT SHE LITERALLY MADE A POST MENTIONING IT. and I just saw a post about a guy saying he needs to dig and everyone was like “is there dig on every page?” God I love this fandom

i love how the tma fandom came up with "lonelyeyes" which is one of the most creative ship names ive ever heard and then created "jmart" that sounds like a fucking supermarket

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study