Malevolent Fans I Think This Is My First Time Sharing The Song I Wrote About The Podcast So Here. Enjoy.

My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.

Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.

Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.

I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.

John Malevolent is so funny. He'll see a fucked up goat man with glowing eyes chasing them through the woods while howling like a dog and go "Hmmm. . .Guys, I think something is off here☝️"

I wish there was a way to completely OPT OUT of AI. Like you could set your ENTIRE Internet browser to NOT shove it down your throat.

When social media was getting big, you could just NOT get a Facebook or a Twitter. It was simple as that. You can't do that with AI.

Trying to find a job? It goes straight to an AI filter. Trying to look at art? Here's 100+ ai shit. Trying to look up who was in what movie from the 1980s? GOOGLE GEMINI IS HERE WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER!

Someone PLEASE create a way to allow people to get AI the FUCK OUT of our lives if we DO NOT WANT IT!

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

in another life elijah is a stunning drag queen. the elephant mask is a part of her persona and her stage name? Madam Ellie Phant.

she gets onto drag race but doesn't win, she gets kicked out pretty early, but is a fan favorite. later she appears in an interview with trixie mattel.

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there was too much arthur lester hate on twt i had to take matters into my own hands

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I’ve heard so much about this episode and I finally got to the bit!

..damn

Obnoxious little freaks 💖

Jarthur from last year I don't think I ever posted it here

Theory about Lillith: She killed Arthur's parents because they were going to sacrifice Arthur to her.