So This Is For All The Carillhoes Out There, Enjoi!

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

You know that scene where Colonel Carrillo is leaning on a desk?

Oh, you mean this one?

No, not that one.

Oh, this one?

Nope. Not that one either.

So this one?

No, that’s not the one.

Ok, here it is.

That’s not it.

How about this one?

I like it. But no.

Let me try again.

Didn’t we see this one already?

My mistake. 

That’s it! Oh no, it’s not.

Okay…

That’s a car, not a desk.

Fair point.

Okay, maybe never mind.

Oh no, we got more baby!

I don’t think you’ll find it. 

Not with that attitude. 

Please stop. My dash can’t take anymore. 

Hey, you started it. 

Okay, you’ve made your point.

Have I?

Yes! You have. 

Maybe one more. 

Okay, that’s all the shoulder/arm porn I’ve got. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Pecha Kucha.

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