…would He?

Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit

Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?

Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is

Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration

Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell

Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!

Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl

Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up

Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been

Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour

Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead

Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that

Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would

Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s

Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike

Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike

Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?

Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag

Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?

Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch

Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can

Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless

Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?

Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!

Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!

Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know

Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?

Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’

flirty or threatening? dialogue prompts

@celestialwrites for more!!

“good god, you are a pain.” “then why are you even here?” “maybe i’m a masochist.”

“say that again i dare you.” “what are you going to do about it if i do?”

“your existence unnerves me.” “aw, i’m flattered.”

“hi honey.” “don’t honey me, you just threw a book at me!”

“huh, you know when you’re not scowling at me your eyes look a little more blue than green.”

“what if one day you wandered off a cliff?” “would you join me?”

“sometimes i feel like you want to get hit.” “by you? most certainly.”

“miss me?” “i had wondered where my headache went.”

“you are certainly interesting.” “is that a compliment or are you making fun of me?” “yes.”

“i’m not docile by any means.” “i’ve noticed, i notice everything about you.”

“i need help to bury a body.” “and you thought of me? aw.” “actually, i’m the only one that would miss you if you went to prison.” “you’d miss me?”

“i hate you!” “as long as you feel something towards me.”

“watch it!” “it’s cute how easy i can rile you up.”

“do you truly hate me?” “i wish that was possible.”

REBLOG TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WRITERS!!<3

Hc body types that is also practice

Mark: Bigger guy, doesn’t go out much and eats irregularly. Has a soft body, but has equal amounts fat and muscle. Most of it’s hidden by his baggy hoodies.

Cesar: Opposite of Mark, his suits/shirts make him look bulkier. Actually rather lean, but with surprisingly strong shoulders. Skinnier waist, has a diverse diet with faster metabolism.

Jonah: Very average, not particularly fat or skinny. Has a pretty good metabolism but not very in shape because he bedrots and binge eats after smoking weed. Visible hair on forearms and chest, and grows stubble easily.

Adam: Long, lanky, and skinny (classic alternate build). Shirts are either too big on him but cover his torso, or don't fully cover his torso but fit his frame better. Deceptively strong for his size.

My half of a server art trade I hosted for my Moonlight server, I got ambitious and over achieved again 😅

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I think after we are done hugging gabriel like the fluffy bird he is he deserves a long vacation in a dark closet with his favorite drama novel and a glass of wine (totally not blood)

Better start busting out the wallets, fellas

G: I know you mf (motherfuckers) broke as Hell-

G: -try affording me gracing your presence for money you aren’t earning.

Based on the opening scene of episode 3 where Jax explains everyone's circus trick. Since he always broke the forth wall in some way since the pilot I always thought it was just that he could see and interact with the audience.

Then when Jax pointed to the camera right after Zooble told Pomni that he won't tell them his, I thought he was trying to hint what he can do.

It would also be funny if he was just messing with everyone the whole time because it would be in character for him to do that as well.

Out of context Discord doodles

There’s a story here 🤭

If alternates are cats

And alternates work at a coffe shop

Altercat cafe?

That'd be like have a cat cafe with tigers and panthers bu ykw probably totally worth it

to the people who chose the knife option, I love you

Caesar is hosting a party,

Reblog to invite others to the party