Gabriel Your Not Scary, Youre Attractive

I NEED TO REBLIG THIS CAUSE WTF

me and the homies got a bit silly and made this abomination

its terrifying LMFAO

@bagel1234 @disturbedpodzol @friedfrogs

Why is alt!Cesar and Mark's friendship so wholesome?

Real!Cesar & Mark's is like the standard teenage boys' where they shit on each other, while alt!Cesar's over here threatening other alters who get a bit too close to his claimed and bagging to his (homophobic) coworker about his amazing roommate/friend

Human Cesar and Mark indeed had a friendship like any other pair of teen boys. Perhaps the ribbing was. A little too hard from Cesar at times, but Mark’s never had friends before, so he can’t blame him for not quite keeping up with the blows.

As for alt!Cesar…

…Perhaps he merely became exactly the kind of friend Mark needed.

I really love your art! (Especially Thatcher🙏)

Thank you both! And about Thatcher, I definitely think he’s alive, but he’s fighting for his life out here LMAO. I imagine he might have Adam with him, and maybe he’ll track down the rest of BPS? If not to interrogate them, that hopefully to help them, since they’re all dealing with alternates.

Have a 3 AM doodle-

“I report starving people cause they asked me for money”

kill yourself you disgusting lazy fascist colonizer asshole

You're fucking delusional if you think starving people have BOT accounts. The ones that send me messages and that do not listen to the fact that my blog says in 3 different places NOT to send me those requests, have ALL been spam accounts. That dumb shit cunts like you give real money to instead of doing anything of any actual value to give ANY relief to anyone from Palestine.

The fact that people like you exist, so up yourself that I am pretty sure you just mainline your own shit for breakfast, insisting that ALL these Palestinian blogs with stolen photos and who do NOTHING but post all day, and you go to a twitter account that also used those same pictures and they are something posting multiple times per minute but you wanna give them grace?

Do what the fuck you want with your money, but I think actually swallowing every nickel and penny you find is a better use of your time AND money than sitting here and defending bot accounts that no one is really attached to.

Nothing says "born a fuckwit and I'll DIE a fuckwit" more than that. Peace.

Edit: actually the fact that some of you guys give the girlfriend experience to these bots SO MUCH that I saw a list of "verified" tumblr users being shared that absolutely and unequivocally included impossible bot accounts is wild. Y'all will do anything other than give your money to a charity who can actually help people in Gaza.

Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.

"maybe you'll feel it, too" -best friends to lovers prompts

a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ

lingering hugs and stares

"you know i'm always going to be there for you, right? always."

compliments that are borderline (sometimes just blatant) flirting but they cover it up as just being a really supportive friend

^ "you sure this looks fine?" "trust me, you look fine as hell..."

being overly protective of the other (especially when it comes to relationships)

showing displays of affection that might seem questionable to others around them (ex. kissing each other on the cheek/ hands)

hand placement when hugging or guiding them also being a little more on the questionable side

"i'm always thinking about you."

being unable to tear their eyes off of them, especially when watching them excel at something they're best at

sharing clothes

"why are you looking at me like that?"

unconsciously including them in conversation when they're not even around

"there's no one else that makes me laugh the way you do."

noticing them blushing coincidentally after making a comment. but they can't be blushing because of what they said. they wouldn't. would they? no, of course not...right?

holding hands and neither of them knowing when (or wanting to) let go

when that realization hits that they really wouldn't rather spend their time with anyone else the way they do with their "best friend"

rambling on and on and on and wait are they looking at my eyes or my lips?

"if we were dating i'd take you to all the best places.." "what's stopping you?" "excuse me."

"can i kiss you?" "you have no idea how long i've waited to hear you ask that."

the relief that washes over both of them when the feelings are finally out there

"why didn't you tell me?" "the same reason you didn't tell me. i didn't want to lose you."

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

When there's something you don't know

It's only natural to want to find out

Show me everything

And just for you, I'll show you mine too…

If you recognize the pose, you’re old enough to qualify for a veteran’s discount on Tumblr lol

Did you give Gabriel a part time job as a way to punish him or was that just a quick idea? I find it so funny lol cus imagine his greatest fear is just working as a barista again (or does it motivate him to destroy humans?)

Pretty much LMAO. I dunno if I mentioned it before, but most of the time alternates own their own businesses, which employ other alternates, since that's easiest for them to keep their cover. In this post, I mentioned Gabriel owns and operates a small coffee cafe called Paradise Brew because, surprise, the church needs money to run, and there aren't enough donations coming in because it's individually funded. But not many people attend church anymore due to the severely decreased population in Mandela, and generally people are losing faith. Which is all totally Gabriel's fault due to the alternate surge in the 1990s, but he didn't really think that far, did he??

So now, he suffers through people's atrocious drink orders and their nasty attitudes. It's not...the worst, there are SOME nice people, as he vagues about in this comic. But no, surely, all of humanity deserves to be destroyed.

...Yes, surely. Every last one...

Would you like a hug, presumed moth frien?

I do like moths, check this bad boy out-

Black Witch Moth :)