I Could Defeat Captain Colonizer. Put A Little Seasoning On Her Food N Shes Down For The Count

dealer’s choice

pairing. eddie munson x female! reader

an. i…everybody take a look at my dream man. I’m literally not kidding guise that’s actually who i will marry. i promise. i’ll share him with u if u reblog and comment tho<3 i’ve got more eddie on my mind so follow @ohcapfics​ for latest updates<3 synopsis. your dealer’s always been a bit sweet on you – giving you deals and letting you try out new shit. he even lets you make house calls! and pick the music, and sit on his lap…and… 

warnings. 18+. i am beating minors off with a stick rn. drugs, drug dealing, kissing, sexually explicit lang, sexually explicit acts: fondling over clothes & under clothes and grinding/thigh riding. sponsored by sat in your lap by kate bush.

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been thinking about this all day and it’s Indy’s fault

Fred putting his fingers in your mouth and making you gaggggg I can't stop thinking about this HELP

he’s got your head laying in his lap while he moves two fingers in and out nicely, and he goes in too far too quick on purpose so your body lurches and he scoffs at it

The urge to write a closeted!Abby x reader inspired by “Good Luck, Babe” by Chappell roan is SO CRAZY STRONG

I’m in love with you eightstarr THESE ARE ALWAYS SO GOOD RAAAHH

texts with jealous!ellie ???🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

hiii i hope you like this!! ily

notes: i know it's very random but in my head i kinda pictured this as a part two of this one! you definitely don't have to read it for this to make sense though <3

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how did you get those pictures in your pinned to be that size?

Tbh I just got two photos from my camera roll and put them in the post and they just did that on their own, I didn’t have to do anything to them

I swear this is happening every fucking week

i’m using this post to state, please, if you are under 18, stop interacting with nsfw accounts that are clearly marked as 18+ only.

stop. not only are you not mature enough to respect the boundaries set by literal adults, but you are putting everyone involved at risk.

my blog is strictly marked at 18+. i have many disclaimers. do not interact with my blog in any way unless you are 18 and older.

doja is valid 💯

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

Little Lion Man

summary: Sent on an assignment back to 1943, you encounter a drastically different version of the man you know pairing: bucky x reader warnings: time travel, a charming af 40s!bucky 😉, a sad af present!bucky 😔 a/n: I used the time travel logic from Endgame except fixed points exist. This was also written for @buckysknifecollection​‘s 1k challenge! I had the song prompt of Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons! Congrats on 1k hun!!

Weep little lion man, You’re not as brave as you were at the start

You found blue eyes lighting up across the crowded courtyard, beaming smile touched on the dirt freckled glow of his face, and it startled you; stilled you right in your tracks and set a stone deep into your chest, made it hard to breathe, because that wasn’t the man you knew.

No—he wore a weightlessness about him, even as he stepped away from the crowd erupting in celebration and shied to the outskirts of the commotion, he was smiling. It wrinkled up by his eyes, left behind dimples in his cheeks, a slight shake of his head as small wisps of hair fell down to his forehead. 

He didn’t seem to be counting each moment of joy on his fingers, calculating how much relief he allowed for himself before the shadows came rushing back in to take it away. He was… happy.

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