Damn

DUDE 😭

A friend of mine was telling me about some workplace drama and she said one of her coworkers threw himself on the floor and pretended to have a seizure or something to get out of it and my response to that was literally it's giving Pavel Smerdyakov I am truly insufferable

Voted time magazine's cutest dictator of the year

— Franz Kafka

I saw a very blunt Instagram comment today that told a writer, "AI is going to steal your job soon. You may want to choose something else." It was so nonchalant and casual, like what was just said wasn't heartbreaking to hear.

Can we writers just make a pact just to... not quit? Can we not give in so easily? Can we actually fight to keep our professions and continue to share our own original work? I will never expect writing to be my main source of income, but that does not mean I'm so willing to give it up for the sake of some robot.

Sure she's prettier but will she make you feel violently uncomfortable? Is she the humanoid spectre that shows up in your nightmares?? Will she bake you brownies that are laced with her blood??? Will she take a bite out of your shoulder while you two are cuddling???? Will she convince you to peel off your skin layer by layer like an onion because it just doesn't sit right on your body????? Will she conceive and give birth to the Antichrist????? When you die, will she plant your corpse into the soil like a seed so that you'll flourish into a beautiful tree and bear fruit that she can savour in her decadent little fruit salad?????? Is she the human incarnation of one of the seven deadly sins???????? DOES SHE NOT EXIST????? No????????? Exactly.

wtf is the male loneliness epidemic can we PLEASE turn our attentions to the lesbian vampire scarcity crisis.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

*RIPS OUT MY HAIR* there's nothing like the fulfillment of creation!! *RAMS MY HEAD INTO THE WALL*

Goes so hard🔥🔥🔥