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It's too easy for me to picture Eddie as a pilates teacher or someone who does pilates and Richie goes for the first time and is very distracted and distracting but come on, it'll 100% be Eddie in red shorts

Imagine Richie always encouraging Eddie to argue and yell at him, innocently at first by not realising why it always seems to take his breathe away and why he feels all hot for some reason every time it happens only for Bev to, all knowingly, step in to say "man, your Eddie-kinks are getting way too specific"

Eddie, flustered: you're getting off on this? You're so disgusting! I can't believe you-

Richie, VERY VERY CONFLICTED in that moment.

ask me, i won't say no, how could i?

You can't tell me Eddie wouldn't have grown up with some kind of lip balm/chapstick in fear of chapped lips and Richie internally screaming at how shiny and distracting they are

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Imagine the gang messing around and Richie wants a DIY piercing in one ear and Bev is game to do it but Richie starts getting nervous so the others try to distract him while Bev is ready, so Eddie decides well fuck it and kisses him - it wasn't a secret that they were trying this thing out but that maayyyy have been their first real kiss - but hey Richie barely notices the shot so it worked

The Disgusting Husbands

Pairing: tomgreg

Summary:

“... then I guess you were rubbing one out while we were talking?”

The silence followed by a guilty, but quiet, “umm” sound was not what he was expecting, but hoped for, and Tom was elated.

Ready to sink his teeth into it.

“You’re a dirty fucking piggy, Greg.”

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...