SHERLOCK AU Fic Tho?!

Picture a normal reddie au where Richie drives Eddie up to the Kissing Bridge on a date and it's awkward but sweet and my heart ;;

And Eddie is like so you brought us here to make out?

Richie: NO, NO, IT'S NICE OUT HERE THAT'S ALL

Eddie: ... well I'm here to make out with you so...??

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

All I'm saying is, I better get a large variety of quirky gay fics for Death Stranding when I finish or I'm gonna throw hands

Can you imagine if Pennywise outed Richie and announced his crush in front of the other losers and Eddie is like "Richie! I like you too"

And Richie is like "... what?♡"

And Pennywise is like "... WHAT???"

Dude, ATN? Human furniture? Verbal assaults, physical humiliations, Nazi stuff, shooters...I just don't love it. Like I-I just don't really love it and I want to go explore. And then I—and I can come back. You know? It can be like a business open relationship. This is not a good...feeling that you're making me have, Greg, you know?

SUCCESSION (2018-2023) 2.04: Safe Room

The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)

Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body

Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders

Ben: this is a weird conversation...

I mayyyy be writing a sexy time josuyasu and I mayyy think about asking for prompts just to write small things

A COMINT !!

the fact that tom is nice to service workers is all the proof you need that his thing with having power over greg isn't just about needing to exert power over someone and get away with it. like in that one deleted scene from 1x9 when he says "i beat up on you bc you can take it" he definitely means it. he would NOT treat greg the way he does if 1) he didn't see him as being on equal footing to begin with (and therefore allowing the possibility that greg may exert power back) or 2) if greg specifically did not make him feel so much

ask me, i won't say no, how could i?