Probably My Most Powerful Interpersonal Communication Hack Is To, Whenever Possible, Ask Either/or Questions

i already knew all of the talking points on an intellectual level but actually maining a healer in the ranked mode of a hero shooter has firmly radicalized me against anyone complaining about healers on their team. "why am i not getting any heals" well, dps player, i am actually doing the trolley car problem once every few seconds where i have to choose who to heal and who to let die, except it's really easy because the answer is just "heal the tank" every single time. no i cannot stop healing them for long enough to heal you because then they will die and their life is worth more than yours because they clicked on a tank during hero select. go take your anger out on the enemy backline

I can confidently say that a good 70-80% of my speech patterns are mine. However, almost 95% of the phrases I use are not

sorry for picking up your online speech patterns. I liked them.

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

This is how I’m telling my kids I got to school

JOURNEY TO THE REAL WORLD BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

Some guy named Tornado is trying to warn me about something

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

+ and when you think of me all of those years ago you’re standing face to face with “I told you so”

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

One of the (many) things I love about Kaz Brekker is that he actually has a very strict moral code - it’s just very broad and no-one else knows what it is

he wants a pup cup