I Love Reading A Long-ass One Shot. I’m Talking Like 10k+ Words And There’s No Chapters. And It’s

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

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Should I take the plunge? Should I start a side blog for The Fall Guy??

No life planning after 7pm! Not a lick of it

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

John Watson is the BIGGEST hype man and that’s just canon

Learning a new program is so hard you guys

What ryan gosling movies have you seen 👀

Ok you can’t clown on me too hard but so far it’s just The Fall Guy and The Gray Man(in that order). Drive, La La Land, and Blade Runner 2049 are pretty high up on my to-watch list as of now. If you have any suggests please lmk 🙏 (I saw one film of his and was immediately hooked)