Blackberries Are So Good

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

see him schmoove

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

Wilson was BRICKED UP here

Lurking in the shadows…

I realized AI overview can be really really funny if you don’t believe a word it says and would like you to all enjoy these gems

Oohhhhh I love will wood so much he’s such a talented artist,,,, can you believe he created such epic bangers such as my favorites “Little Boy” and “Taco Salad”,,,,,,

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.