Went To My Best Friend’s House Last Night And Saw A Little Plushie Dog And Plushie Cat That Had Been

Hannibal legit started as a psychological horror but ended as a gay fanfic

hannibal textposts (4/?)

Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."

when the mouse bites start kicking in

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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will wood and his pet tapeworm

srry its sketchy, it came to me in a dream (<3 is house, obviously)