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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

WW fandom, may I present to you

One william dollars

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

i wish she was real

Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

me: wow i wonder what the mating rituals are of various insects in the area

the wise and misandrist praying mantis:

some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt