Can We Talk About Miss Huang Though. Can We Talk About Eustice Huang. Can We Talk About “your Bed Will

cocked that up. they're way too small

They just threw everything at Robert Chase just to see what stuck. He's lived like 8 lifetimes and has been in every situation possible. They needed a guy to do something and Chase would be that guy. Everyone could be talking about how they need an expert on finding the male g-spot, then all of a sudden the scene cuts to Chase putting on gloves, and we will never hear about it again.

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

my baby just got a little hangry :(

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

house may be a 50+ year old man but the levels of toxic codependency and yearning he has with wilson practically makes him the same as a 16 year old teen girl lesbian