I Am Pleased To Inform Everyone That I Am Making An X Reader Of This Man💆‍♀️

Random thought: How do we feel about pathetic James being a sub w/ a mommy kink?🤔

The thought occurred to me in the middle of class. Good god, my ADHD brain and her hyperfixations🫣

I made a playlist based on Mary and James as a couple. I wanted to convey the honeymoon phase, then slowly get worse. The segment of just Lana Del Rey is supposed to be Mary's POV, where she feels so ugly that she suspects James is cheating. Then post-mortem, he does kinda but not really since Maria isn't real. Some songs are supposed to refer to Maria and even though James never cheated on Mary, I'd imagine her being paranoid that he does out of her insecurities.

Since Silent Hill 2 is primarily focused on James's pov, that's why it kinda carries on, but Lana Del Rey, Etta James, Someone Else, and the 2 songs before Loverman are all Mary's POV. There's 1 song out of place toward the end. Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift is supposed to kinda be like Mary's tape where she asks James to take her back to Silent Hill, kinda like Taylor Swift saying "Say you'll remember me/standing in a nice dress/staring at the sunset babe/red lips and rosey cheeks/say you'll see me again/even if it's just pretend."

Wildest Dreams was also kind of referencing the Bliss ending where James watches the tape while he hallucinates on drugs and makes a false reality where he's with Mary. Some of the songs convey James's guilt, his self-pity, his imagination of Maria, and some songs like "Line Without A Hook" and "Lovers Rock" are meant to show his insecurities. I'd imagine him feeling like an inadequate husband before Mary's death. Bro, it took me 30 minutes to order this playlist since I wanted this in a linear structure starting from their newly wed phase to the withered flowers stage.

Also! Anyone catch onto the irony of some of the songs in the playlist?🌝

A little sneak peek at what's in development for a future James Sunderland Smut.......

AI "art" isn't real art. I don't care if it's AI generated fanfiction, AI generated songs, AI generated paintings, I DON'T FUCKING CARE! IT WILL NEVER BE ART. IT'S MEANINGLESS. UTTERLY MEANINGLESS. AI ARTISTS? FUCK YOU, YALL AIN'T ARTISTS.

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST WHAT I NEEDED

semi being your stress reliever and it shows.

she wants to see her pretty girl plopping down on her lap the second she comes back home from work, all tense from the long hours of taking decisions. she’d whisper a lil’ “your mind is all burnt out, hm baby?” as you hides your face in the crook of her neck, only giving her a whine as an answer but is enough for her because she knows exactly what you needs. hours later, she keeps fingering your sloppy pussy while keeping an arm around ur waist— no matter how much you say it’s too much or how you keeps trying to wiggle your way out, she knows your body craves more and you both know she won’t stop until you go limp. so she keeps her assault on that gummy spot inside your cunt, feeling your thighs trembling around her hand and your tears wetting her shirt, all while telling you what a good job you did today, handling all your stuff like a big girl… but now she’s here, so you only need to look pretty and take everything i she gives you. you’re her little princess so you really don’t need to worry your little mind around her.

The way I literally screamed seeing this, WHEW GIRL--

Husband activities with James at work LOL

AWWWWWWWW THEY'RE SO CUUUUTE

Another one with Cinnamoroll James~

In Sanrio Silent Hill, woman make James real nervous 😔

I know this is bonkers but I’m having fun OKAY?!

(I added individual pics of them just cus)

One part of me wants him to manhandle me, and the other part of me wants to ma'amhandle him. The duality of a woman.

the salesman is just so big I’m obsessed with him

towering at 6ft with those broad shoulders and big hands… he’s deceptively lean but every inch of his body is corded muscle and pure strength, enough to throw you around and really make you hurt with minimal effort… mmmmmmmm

omg i binge read all your posts about the salesman and i was wondering if you would be willing to write a salesman fic where the reader isn’t completely helpless??? it’s so frustrating that so many fics make the reader kind of weak and helpless and just completely submissive. so, if you’re comfortable, maybe top!reader or something similar? i hope you’re having an amazing day!!

- anon (:

Oh please, we were both thinking the same thing! I mean, I went with a sub reader initially since it was the first thing I thought of, but also because I don't like how the x readers with the Salesman incorporates aspects of BDSM without the aftercare. As a result, kink becomes abuse with all of the degrading and hitting and no proper aftercare. I get it, his character is sadistic, but some proper BDSM rep is MUCH needed. BDSM isn't all hot kinky sex, there's the emotional aspect, aftercare, safety precautions, foreplay, etc. Hence my fic mentioning "safe signals/safewords" and that "aftercare" scene. Some realistic kink smut is much needed.

Ramble aside, I am planning something where the reader takes the Salesman down a peg. But please be specific, do you want a female reader, male reader, gender neutral reader, do you have any particular kinks of ideas in mind?

Quick Petplay Headcanons with James:

18+ Petplay mentioned

He's fine with being any animal except for pony or pig.

But he does prefer to be a kitten or puppy.

He doesn't mind being a bunny if you want him to shut up and just listen to you.

As a kitten or puppy, he wants that collar on him at all times, if you're fucking him, he wants a leash so you could pull him and drag him around.

As a kitten, he's quieter, timid, affecionate, and occasionally playful in a snappy way. He might nibble your hand or swat at something you're holding. Or, actually lay on your things and tap on your hand if you try to drag it out. This is the closest you'll ever get to him being bratty. He does talk in this role, but not that much. When he does talk, it's affectionate, playful, and needy.... but his stubborn body language says otherwise.... like a cat.

He makes biscuits into your blankets.

He also has an accurate "Mrrrp?" Purring sound.

Likes playing with thread and yarn or anything that dangles.

As a puppy, he's louder.... much louder. Barking, whimpering, lapping you up, panting, etc. He's extremely needy, whiny, and pathetic. You'll be well aware of this when he roleplays as a puppy because he's a yapper. Most of his words are simple since puppies aren't known for their intelligence, they're just happy to see you and submissive in a loud way. He'll speak using one word to a sentence at most.

He fidgets his foot to simulate him wagging his tail.

He likes playing with balls (including yours, if you have them)

He puts his leash in his mouth and crawls up to you, looking all giddy.

As a bunny, he is absolutely silent. The only sound he'll ever make is him snacking on a carrot in tiny nibbles.

Depending on the size, it can take him 5 minutes to 5 hours for him to take a single carrot (this may or may not be a euphemism for something else that may or may not apply to you depending on you)

Very good at hopping and riding, do what you will with that.

He is absolutely nonverbal in this role, but he is the most sexually active, too. (Y'know what they say about bunnies.)

When you fuck him, sometimes he'll make noises corresponding to what he's roleplaying as. So he'll bark, or meow, or pathetically have a carrot in his mouth.

Regardless of what animal he's playing as, he wants to be manhandled. Grab him by his leash, kiss him, tell him he's been a very good boy, and pound into him when you peg him or use what you have.

Considering bunnies mating tendencies, he does want to be the receiver of a pounding in the mating press position specifically.

Specifically, as a puppy, he'll start asking for your approval and farm for praise when he's getting railed, manhandled, spanked, etc.