Despair Disease

An important PSA to remember!

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this reminds me of when my dad said “knock knock” and i said “who’s there?” and he said “wait let me think” i thought that was somehow the joke. but then i realized he was being genuine

need him so bad

does anyone else get that weird nostalgic feeling when its light out specifically when showering. bc i do. and i hate it so much that ill stay up late or get up really early so its like pitch black out when i shower

woah

donald trump x nagito komaeda lovers tale

nagito kisses donald trump on his ear lobe i think idk and he like uhhhhhhhhhh nagitos mother, ed sheeran burst through the door.

furiously, she grabbed her bat and started beating them both.

“ARE YOU FUCKINH IN MY HOUSE” she said politely.

she doesnt like either of them.

suddenly, ed sheerans mother breaks through the door. hajime hinata. it was hajime hinata. what the fuck id wrong with the family tree. hajime hinata started saying to ed sheeran:

“i hope both sides of your pillow are warm” before he futily beats him to death and chokes the life out of him.

nagito is astonished.

nagito and donald trump escape through the window while the chaos is happening. as they do, hajime hinatas mother - who id joe biden - tries to stop tjem but they said “fuck that” and futily beat him to death.

hajime is astonished.

donald trump and nagito are at the park. they were finally alone to be happy. nagito lights up a FAT joint and takes a hit. donald trump stares, astonished. suddenly, the moon from majoras mask appeared and is about to crash into earth.

“oh christ almighty” says the worm eatibg bidens corpse.

donald trump is the ONLY ONE who can save everyone. he gives nagito one final kiss before flying into the moon to DEFEAT majoras moon. donald trump EXPLODES the moon. nagito is astonished. donald trump comes flying down like a meteor into nagitos pale, scarily long hands. donald trump says:

“i love you nagito, and i’ll always be with you” as he withers away like dust.

nagito. is astonished.

but couldnt give less of a fuck. because hes high on that ZAZA🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

suddenly. again. joe bidens MOTHER, pheonic wright, burst into the park..? and says:

“how DARE you do this.”

the majoras moons fragments? bewildered. you could even say, astonished.

the end.

HOWEVER.

SUDDENLY.

the weed trip ends, and nagito realises he was just fucking delusional. and hes still on the murder island.

in tokyo, japan, an article was released the day after nagitos weed trip.

“On the 21st of September, XXXX, a young boy was found dead on Jabberwock Island. Inhabitants of the island claim he spoke of the recent president, Donald Trump as his lover.

They were, in fact, astonished by this death. More on this topic later.”

thw actual end

CAST:

nagito: nagito

donald trump: donald trump

ed sheeran: ed sheeran

hajime hinata: hajime hinata

joe biden: chris pratt

majoras mask/moon: majoras mask/moon

pheonix wright: pheonix wright

worm eating bidens corpse: ben

WRITTEN BY:

kelper_ and her sister

the BADDEST BITCHES on the block

and mario was just there

astonished.

there's a lot to unpack here i think

no art today. Enjoy this stupid image instead

ok a little less deep but sometimes i'll look at tap water and think "damn that probably came out of someones ass at some point"

oh, no, i have no concept of the size of a whale or of the galaxy. i am cosmically insignificant, which is fine. the other day i accidentally spilled a few grains of sugar on the counter. i watched a single ant heft it over his head and run with it - run! - like he was carrying a crown.

sometimes when i am watching the rain i think about how each particular drop is new and only exists for right-now and yet it is the same water as it has been for millennia. the atoms i am are only meeting in this form for this one life. later maybe they will be a mushroom. maybe in the infinite expanse of time, two of my molecules will meet each other again and they'll say i remember existing with you. which is maybe how a star feels, watching humans dance and laugh and sing in the bodies we are borrowing.

what am i in the cosmic sense? what of the stupid human exploits of my tiny human life?

the other day i found a wilting bumblebee and fed it a little water. after an hour, he made a lazy loop of flight. up and towards the stars.

Mahito to kick off Spooky Month :]

supweme

AHHHHHH

BOO

Creational drug use

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