I LOVE Being Alive So I Can Be Mediocre At SO Many Different Hobbies

everyday i wake up and recreate the famous last words music video for 5 mins and then i make breakfast

*banging on the table* vampires vampires vampires

man mcr recording bullets was really like. hello we are my chemical romance from new jersey :) our drummer can't play and does NOT want to improve. here is our guitarist who is the best thing to happen to music in the last 20 years and his little helper. he has rabies. he is also very very talented but we recruited him like a week before finishing this album so I guess we'll wait and see. our bassist has never picked up a bass in his life. this is our singer. yeah he just looks like that. it's because he never comes out of his basement but he is also plagued by visions from god. he has never taken anything close to vocal lessons but he also possesses the voice of an angel who went to hell but got lost and landed in new jersey (1000x worse). he has every dental problem ever but if you punch him in the face he can forget about it and give you the best performance on this record. geoff rickly please produce our album :(

raygirls are the toughest soldiers bc they post things like "ray in a french braid and skirt when" knowing full well that man walks on stage with some light wash jeans and an apple watch every night

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

before i got into comics, i never understood why comic book fans were so angry about everything. like why? calm the fuck down

and then i got into comics and now my conversations start like this:

i’m sorry, i get it now

it's time for them to retire and make way for 2000s kids

90s kids are running out of things to remember