Protagonist: Wow, I Sure Hope Nobody Says Anything Strange Today

Daily reminder to

Stop taking your medication

Get up and punch a hole through the drywall

Eat your roommates leftovers and then leave the dishes in the sink

Key your boss’s car

Dig a hole in your yard

Don’t stop digging til you’ve hit the water table

Adopt an animal via a shady Craigslist seller

Make an onlyfans where you eat cans of dog food live on camera

i present my… creations

robin and steve being each others homophobic dog i LOVE to see it

Good Omens Episode 3 Bonus Scene - London, 1800 

From The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book (Waterstones Exclusive Edition) by Neil Gaiman

and if I say Joseph Quinn has the same effect on men as Andrew Garfield then what

it’s me im the people

It’s what the people want

It would have been really funny if they searched Edward’s apartment and while Bruce is staring at like a paint smudge or something Gordon goes “:/ you might want to take a look at this.” and he turns to see an unofficial Batman body pillow on Ed’s nasty ass bed that has clearly been spooned at least nightly. And they both just stare at it for a second before silently agreeing to never bring it up again. It’s the only evidence Gordon has ever destroyed illegally.

i cannot get @sabertoothwalrus 's catboy boyfriend au out of my head... i love them.. <3

I LOVE HOW BATMAN IS LITERALLY JUST 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Virgin Batman moment

Disney knew what they were doing when they made Bruno Madrigal that fine