Part 1 Part 2
The henchmen dragged the hero out to the hall by their collar, snarling and snapping. They tried unsuccessfully to wrestle them onto a gurney, the hero's panic only matched by their raw fury. The villain watched on with a reverent fascination.
The hero glared with wild eyes as the villain calmly approached.
"Darling, you'd best behave." The villain reached to brush the hero's face. "I'd hate to muzzle such a gorgeous creature."
The hero growled in challenge.
"You want to be human again, don't you?"
An uncertain whine.
"Yes, that's right. I can help you if you stop fighting me."
This was a mistake. This was a huge mistake, the hero thought frantically. If the villain made them human, they would not let them go free.
Who else would help them, though? The Agency? Their understaffed, in-network hospital? They could be stuck like this the rest of their life. They had to trust that they would have a shot at escaping later.
The hero swallowed hard and laid back on the gurney.
"I thought so."
The henchmen exchanged glances and clamored to affix the straps. They pushed the gurney into a cold and sterile room. An exhaust fan whined in the corner. Surgical equipment laid out on a small table.
"Don't worry, darling, we're just running some tests today," the villain said, pulling out a small razor. They trimmed small patches of fur and grabbed a syringe.
The hero tried to pull away, but the straps were firm. They felt the telltale prick, and squeezed their eyes shut.
"Blood sample," the villain explained. They filled several vials.
The henchmen pulled up some kind of machine and stuck little wires all over the hero's arms and legs. The villain typed something into a laptop and the hero felt another prick.
"You'll tell me if you feel something, won't you, darling?"
A jolt shot through their arm. The hero yelped.
"Good. Very good."
Another prick. Jolt. The hero's eyes watered. This went on for a while.
"No discernible nerve damage," the villain said, very pleased. "Excellent response time."
They continued to poke and prod them for a while, looking at their teeth, shining a light in their eyes, feeling the pads of their palms.
"You're not claustrophobic, are you?"
The villain began wheeling them towards a narrow tube-shaped device. The hero began to struggle again.
The hero had been in vents and crawl spaces and tight corridors before. They'd encountered walls that closed in on them, been trapped in a sinking car, and once had to be cut out of a drainage pipe by a rescue team.
All these experiences did not do favors to their anxiety response. They began struggling despite themselves, the straps digging into their flesh.
There was a high beeping noise beside them. Their heartbeat was being monitored. When did that happen.
The villain stopped the gurney. "Sh, shhh-sh, hush now, you're safe."
The hero struggled, because no they certainly were not, half the times they were trapped in dangerous situations was thanks to the villain--
Another prick.
"Rest now," The villain said, petting them gently.
The hero awoke back in their kennel. They had no idea how much time had passed. They felt a pain in the back of their head.
Stitches.
What had villain done while they were out?
Part 4
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You jokingly called it your little Trash Shrine.
Suspended from the window hung little earrings you'd picked up from the ground over the years.
On the sill, glass jars held marbles, seashells, buttons. A planter grew dandelions, henbit, and white clover. A little vase of blue jay, cardinal, and raven feathers. A decoupage box filled with magazine clippings and pressed flowers.
You were just adding to your little cushion full of yarn bits when you hear skittering on the kitchen floor. Something tugs at your pants leg and you flinch back. A raccoon stares up at you with unnaturally glowing eyes.
The little raccoon chatters and skitters up to the countertop. It promptly sits on top of the cushion you were just stuffing yarn bits into.
"Thank you, human," a voice says in your head.
You jolt. "Y-you're welcome?"
"I truly thought I was all but forgotten," the voice says. "Not many of your kind pay homage to the God of Discarded Treasures."
"Oh, well, I didn't know I was," you say honestly. "I mean, I would have if I did know. You seem like a cool God."
"I am the rain reclaimed from refuse," the voice says. "The rainbows left by gasoline spills. The flavor of raspberries left by castoreum--"
"I'm going to stop you there," you say. "I mean, I can't be the only person who likes to creatively use trash. What did I do differently?"
Silence.
The raccoon turnes and analyzes the shrine, and skitters over to the decoupage box. They nudge the lid off with their nose, and dumps out the little clippings that lay inside.
"It seems you invoked me accidentally," the voice concedes. "The clippings you have in this box just so happen to perfectly match the words to summon me, if left in the right order." It laid out the passage letter by letter.
"Deus Quisquiliae, exaudi orationem meam, benedic mihi thesauris abiectis."
"Well, no wonder no one summons you," you sigh, sipping your tea. "Most people don't speak Latin these days. Maybe some linguists, Catholics, or doctors. God of... I don't know that word. Hear my praises? Exaudi like, exhalted? Benedict Cumberbatch something me something something."
"There are others that would work. Discarded languages. Discarded treasures. The prayer asks that I bless you with the items that deserve a second life."
You took a picture of the Latin phrase in your phone. "Well, I could make this a daily thing. Do you show up every time?"
"Not in ways you might see, but yes."
"Well, okay. Thanks."
In the following days, you find money in the parking lot. A barista offers you a scone they couldn't sell. The persimmon trees drop their fruit as you come near. You find a discarded chair after yours falls apart. You slip down a hill and find a bed of natural clay that you form into shapes and bake in the hot sun.
Perhaps it's not what everyone would consider a blessing.
Some may even think of it as a curse.
Nevertheless, you set aside a little time each day to thank the little Trash God for their bounty.
You are a person who covers your counter space in clutter and inadvertently makes a shrine to a long forgotten god who shows up to thank you.
Villain: I'm a villain, darling. My motives hardly matter. Hero: They matter to me.
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"I found the cure." You hold up a vial.
"Y-you did?" They smile. "That's wonderful!"
They reach for the vial, but you pull it away. Their smile falters.
"You never loved me, did you?" You whisper, voice raw.
Inspired by the song version Minor Key All I Want For Christmas is You - Kurt Hugo Schneider with original characters (no names, I'm allergic apparently).
CW: Kidnapping, gun violence
Red and green lights blinked through the window blinds. Christmas music echoed from the street below. Gloved and shaking hands pulled red yarn from tack to tack. Photographs, sticky notes, news articles, emails.
The detective stared. Head pounding. Swigged the cold and bitter coffee. Jittery. Cold.
A month. It'd been more than a month since the thief's last known activity.
It just didn't make sense.
"Where are you," he whispered.
It wasn't like they owed him anything. Not the little gifts they would leave after a heist, nor the postcards mocking him for being one step behind.
Not the flirtatious moments that just… Refused to leave his mind.
They'd given him a souvenir of the last heist, just before disappearing. A thick and heavy gear, uniquely shaped, wrapped in a box. He'd shoved it into his bottom drawer with the other odds and ends the thief brought them.
He scrubbed the sleep out of his eyes. It meant nothing, he tried to tell himself. No news was good news, right? The thief was lying low after kicking the hornet's nest.
It had only been a month. They'd turn up. They always do.
Yet the hours ate away at him. They'd… Promised to stop by on Christmas Eve. Rookie mistake. Never trust a con artist to follow through on their honeyed promises.
Yet…
The thief's last target had been none other than a mob boss. They'd been missing since shortly after the heist.
If… If the detective could find some sign, some single shred of evidence they were okay, that they were safe, he could sleep.
He tried not to think the worst.
He took a shaky breath.
He couldn't sleep. Couldn't focus. Couldn't function.
Time to call on an old family… 'friend'.
Hopefully she was in a good mood.
He pushed through the cold and crowded streets. He went down a much quieter alley to a door with a small and faded sign.
The door to the shop jangled.
"Hey! Look who the rat dragged in," the shopkeep rasped. She hacked a cough and limped over to him.
"C'mere, you!"
She pulled him into a back-cracking hug.
"Ohh! Merry Christmas, sugar plum! I haven't seen you since, what? Last year? You look thin. Have a cookie."
The detective shook his head. "I just need some information, then I'll be out of your hair."
The shopkeep pursed her lips.
"Oh. I see. I'd hate to keep you, mister important detective man. No time to visit your auntie anymore. Not even on Christmas."
"You shot at me last time."
"Warning shots. Ought to teach you not to stick your nose where it don't belong."
"…Yeah." The detective sighed heavy. "I… Speaking of that." He withdrew a photograph and slid it to her. "Recognize this face?"
The shopkeep squinted. "Oh, yeah, that thief character. Stole my favorite mug. Little beagle on the front. Said 'You're the Doggon Best' on it."
Oh. The thief gave him that mug. He used it every day.
He shifted his gaze awkwardly, opening the door to a grandfather clock pendulum.
"Have you seen anything of them recently?" He asked.
"I heard they're not going to be a problem anymore," the shopkeep sniffed. "Quit fiddling with that old clock. You'll break it."
An old and matted cat mewled and stretched, and she scratched his head. "Does Mr. Biscuits want his num nums?" She cooed.
"What does that mean," the detective hissed, stepping between the shopkeep and her cat. "What do you mean, they're not a problem anymore?"
"You get between me and Mr. Biscuits, and we'll have ourselves a problem," the shopkeep growled, pushing past them. "Your friend messed with the wrong people. Forget about them."
"You know something," the detective demanded. "That mob boss has them, right? Where are they?"
"Dead," she rasped. "Dead, as far as you're concerned."
The detective sucked in a breath.
He leaned against the glass display for support.
No. No, they couldn't be dead. If the item the thief stole was worth their life, they wouldn't do away with them until they found said item. They were currently worth more alive.
"I don't believe it. Tell me your sources"
"I don't owe you that. Believe what you want."
"Where…" The detective pulled out a notepad. "Where is the boss's last known location?"
The shopkeep's eyes went wide, nostrils flared.
"No. You're looking for a fool's end, and I want no part in it," she said, walking by and pulling him by the sleeve.
"Take this cookie and get out, you fool boy." The shopkeep pushed a gingerbread into his hands and shoved him out the door.
The streets were colder as the night grew darker. Crowds thinned and the festive lights went out. The detective found a bench to sink into.
Something began to build in his chest. A cold, sad laugh.
He was laughing.
Crying.
God, he needed to get ahold of himself.
"Hey, uh," a voice caught his attention.
The detective hastily scrubbed away his tears.
"Heard you're looking for a friend," the gaunt figure grunted. "I can help."
Their eyes flicked to the cookie, and they swallowed. "For a price."
The detective held out the cookie for them. They blinked wide-eyed, then snatched and scarfed it down. A moan of satisfaction.
"The mob boss is hosting the Christmas party in their cabin." They smacked their lips. "That's just outside of the abandoned diner, cut right after the old winery. You'll find an unmarked path with a fork, go left. Tell em you're making a delivery."
They shoved a package in his hands. Cookies.
"I can't trust myself with 'em." The stranger grinned crookedly. "God, I've been so tempted for a nibble all day. Fresh baked this morning. A special something in the butter. God, just smell that." He sniffed the box deeply. "Tell em Ol' Shakylegs sent you if they ask."
The detective reached the address long after dark. Vehicles parked back to back all the way down the driveway and across the lawn. Anyone parked farther in was stuck. What a nightmare. He parked his motorbike close to the side.
There was a side entrance where staff went in and out. He made his way over and an event planner all but snatched the parcel away.
"You're late," they barked.
"Apologies," the detective said.
"Well? Move it! Clear out!"
"Where's the restroom?"
The planner scoffed. "Second door on your right. There's a line."
The detective nodded. Then went left, towards the party. He slipped into the crowd, eyes darting around for familiar faces.
A hand grabbed his shoulder.
"You're not supposed to be here," a hefty man grunted. "Party guests only."
"I'm a detective, and I found something of interest for your boss," the detective said. He handed a photograph of the gear the thief had left them.
"This looks like junk." The man held the photograph. Squinted. "Stay right here."
The detective peered around the room. Suspicious eyes flicked back. He recognized some. Some recognized him. He waved and forced a smile.
The man returned. "Come with me," he said. He grabbed the detective by the shoulder in an iron grip and pushed him through the murmuring crowd.
He reached a private study and shoved the detective inside. A few more men blocked the door.
"I'm told you have something of mine, detective," the mob boss said, tapping the photograph of the gear. "A Christmas gift, perhaps? This isn't extortion. You're much too smart."
"I need the whereabouts of a certain thief," the detective said. "Tell me where they are, and I'll wrap that gear in a pretty little bow for you before Santa comes to town."
The boss tapped his desk. "I need the blueprints, too."
"Only they have that information." The detective wet his lips. "I can get them to talk. Let me see them."
"Afraid that's not how this is going down." The boss made a gesture and one of the grunts pulled the detective to his knees, gun barrel digging into his temple. "You bring me the gear and the blueprints or my boy's'll make like Picasso with your brains."
Silencer. Plastic wrap on the floors and furniture. Fridge-sized gift box. He wasn't joking.
"Replicating the gear will take years," the detective said, voice stronger than he felt. "You need it now. Let's be reasonable here. Only I know where it's hidden. Blueprints won't help if you don't have all the pieces."
The boss stepped around the desk like a panther stalking for the kill. He looked down at the prone man with a bloodthirsty glint in his eye.
"Do you have family, detective?" The boss asked. "You look like a family man. You have a wife? Husband?"
The detective sucked in a breath.
"No." He looked down. "No, I have no one."
"No." The boss patted his cheek. "No, of course not. You don't know what it takes to raise a family. A happy family. What the cost is."
He gripped the detective's hair and forced him to meet his eyes.
"You get between me and my livelihood, you threaten my family. Understand? You come to me the day before Christmas and you threaten my livelihood with my family just outside--"
"Tell me they're alive," the detective pleaded. "Tell me they're alive. Give me some proof they're alive. Or…"
He took a shaking breath. "Or I won't care what you do to me."
There was a shift. The boss released his grip.
"You care for them," the boss whispered in revelation.
The detective's throat bobbed.
"You came for them… Because you have feelings for them."
"They're all I have," the detective whispered.
"That's why you have the gear," the boss said, everything clicking into place. "They care for you, too."
A pang in the detective's heart. Did they?… They never really confirmed-…
"Bag him. Take him to the basement," the boss said. "I'll deal with him later."
The detective yanked himself out of the grunt's grip and dodged a swing to the back of his head. One hit the other. The boss shot at him, missed and hit the second grunt. The detective grabbed a bottle of brandy and broke it, and held the broken glass to the mob boss's neck. A bead of blood trickled from where he pressed too hard.
"I will destroy you," the mob boss hissed. "I will destroy everything you love."
"You have MORE TO LOSE," the detective roared. "You have a family? I have one person. ONE PERSON I CARE ABOUT! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TAKE?! TRY ME!!!"
He grabbed at the boss's wrist and bit into it until he released the gun. The boss wailed.
"YOU'RE INSANE!" He screeched.
"Tell me where they are," the detective said. "Tell me where they are now."
"In the abandoned warehouse near the pier," the mob boss said. "But you will never--"
Grunts stormed in from outside. They trained their guns on him.
The detective aimed the gun towards the ceiling, and shot the light. He ducked and rolled in the ensuing chaos.
"He's escaping! Get him! GET HIM, YOU IDIOTS!"
The detective burst into the room filled with festivities and barreled through the back entrance.
"Grab him! SOMEONE GRAB HIM!"
The detective pushed a chocolate fountain over. The grunts skidded and fell behind him.
Shots fired. The staff hit the floor.
Glass shattered. A bullet grazed the detective's side. He ran out the back and mounted the motorbike.
Too many cars parked. The grunts scattered in panic, trying to work a car free.
Precious time lost for them. The detective chuckled. That was a lesson in crowd management.
It was well after midnight when he reached the pier. Someone must've phoned he was coming. Grunts all around the perimeter.
They didn't expect him to be so brazen.
He barreled through a crowd of grunts who dove away with a cry. He shot at the deadbolt, but it held firm. A waste of bullets, a waste of time.
Something hit the back of his head.
The detective came to with a bag over his head. Hands tied behind his back, feet tied to a chair.
"Detective? You awake?"
His heart fluttered.
The thief's voice.
"I… It's you," the detective was overcome with emotion. "I heard you were dead."
"You came looking for me anyway?" The thief huffed. "You… Why would you do that? For me?"
"No, I was just looking for my wallet," the detective said. "You stole it again, remember?"
Laughter. "Lot of trouble for a wallet," the thief said. "You know you can request new cards--"
The detective drew in a sharp breath.
"What? What is it?" The thief sounded worried. "Did they hurt you? What?"
"N-nothing," the detective said, voice rough. "I…"
Thought I'd never see you again, he couldn't say.
"Merry Christmas," he said instead.
The thief snorted. "Yeah. Merry Christmas."
A click.
"Touching reunion," the mob boss said. "You two seem close. Let's test that relationship."
🦑Inks for a squid kaiju concept I made a while back. Quite proud of these! 🦑
I love the expression transition and the cute little bounce, and the secondary animation on the ascot is just *chef's kiss*
Absolutely lovely work
Paper test animation I did yesterday!
It's 25 frames, 12 fps, with a few of the frames on twos, and drawn on sticky notes!!!
This is one of my ocs/personas :D
This is also my first time animating/doing frame by frame on paper! I animated this using a mix of pose to pose and straight ahead animation, mainly straight ahead :3 I am entirely self taught when it comes to animation, and if possible I would like some critique on this! However disclaimer that I am aware that my model changes a bit XD I did this within an hour because I was crunching for time between my free block and my first class in the morning. X3
Anyways, hope you folks like it, have a nice day!
Ps: if anyone who knows my characters has any more requests for animations of them, hmu! I actually really enjoyed this and I want to do more when I'm free!!!
Villain drove slowly on the dark, ice-covered roads, their eyes searching frantically. Hero fought with Supervillain and barely managed to escape. They had to find Hero before Supervillain.
They'd installed a tracker on Hero's phone, and this was Hero's general location, but they were nowhere to be found.
They could be lying in the snow, bleeding out, or worse.
They rolled down the windows and tried calling Hero's phone. The cold air stung their eyes. They drove back and forth until at last they heard Hero's telltale ringtone.
They leapt out of the car and dug through the snow.
Their stomach dropped.
Just the cellphone.
For the next two hours they called out for them, frantically digging through snow and circling the area for clues or footprints.
Then a thought struck them.
Supervillain must have them.
Supervillain must have kidnapped Hero.
It was only a matter of time before they did something horrible to them. They had to act fast.
Villain nearly lost control of their vehicle in their haste to return to base.
They left the car running, dashed inside. They had to suit up, grab a weapon and some supplies--
"Whoa, whoa, hey, what's the hurry?"
The villain froze.
Hero emerged from the shower, steam rolling out behind them, wearing cozy pajamas and a towel on their head.
"Yeah, things got really bad with Supervillain. Mind if I crash here?"
Villain stared at them, wild-eyed and speechless.
"…Maybe I should've asked--"
"Why," the villain croaked, "Don't you have your cellphone on you."
The hero blinked. "Oh, shoot, that? Yeah, I had to ditch it because someone tried tracking me. Why, did you call?"
Villain stared at them a little too long, their eyes a little watery. "I, uh, got snow in my eye," they said, and brushed past them into the shower.
"O-oh, okay! I'll make you some hot cocoa!" Hero called.
Hero picked a movie for them to watch. Villain returned puffy-eyed and unusually quiet, and refused to let go of their hand the rest of the night.
"Why won't you just die?!"
"And deprive myself of your disappointment?"
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