Guess Who Just Got ✨dommed By The Narrative✨✨✨

Men.

Why is it the case that so many men mostly help or act nice towards women because they want sex? And then God forbid she declines, then it's all "After everything I did for you?" and "I'm not surprised. You women don't like being treated with respect." Respect. Really? In your books, strategically showing kindness to a woman in order to pressure her into doing you sexual favours is deemed as "respect"? Wow.

Yorick is so CUTE. "I remember you, my king! :D" HE'S SO POOKIE AOWHEHWKJWD

Season 2 Jonathan Sims

i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

The voice in my head that narrates everything either sounds like Jonathan Sims or John Doe from Malevolent and I'm starting to think that I've developed some mild obsessions

LET IT HAPPEN GOD PLEASE

Abolish Tesla.

Jealous Martin will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart

Not gonna risk it I gotta get into college 😭

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Hey Cypress it's Teddy (🧸🧸) and I wanted to ask. Clears throat and looks around furtively. Hey cypress what are your thoughts on ArKayne and Arthur/Butcher?

HELLO TEDDY I MISSED YA 💋💋💋

Arkayne you say. Oh. This is the type of ship I read ao3 fics of but never post about myself. Like hell yeah this is good shit but this isn't my number one best shit. Arkayne is like something you passively do in your head throughout Malevolent?? It's like a background thing that has to be in your head somewhere. Even if you're not an Arkayne shipper on main. You know, you could be a jarthur fan or a larthur freak, you can be crazy about Parker or Noel, but when he question arises, do you think Kayne fucking Arthur in unethical ways would be insanely hot, everyone has to say yes. That's how it works.

As for Arthur and Butcher,

I've had thoughts before. Don't laugh at me.