so obviously lloyd is the dragon, now why is brad in town to learn of this beautiful blond... witch
i say he's bringing in a fresh crop of flowers for the market
Okay so yall know that old tumblr post someone made about a fairytale esque love story where everyone wants to marry a beautiful woman, so she tells them that if they can get the key to her house off of her cat’s neck, she’ll marry them? And no one can catch the cat, until one guy learns that you can just become the cat’s friend, and it will let you take the key freely, and then it turns out the woman is a shapeshifter and she was the cat the whole time? I remember reading it on Pinterest forever ago.
Yeah. Yeah but. But what if. What if Greenflower
the batman who lives loves laughs
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
i regret to inform you its not as disrespectful as the vatican itself has done 😔
(also saints aren't catholic-exclusive???)
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
its already 初三 but happy lunar new year!
from rgb sibs in hanfu because i miss them dearly :,)
(and also because i hc all of them to be half chinese)
btw ive had the idea to draw them in hanfu for like 1.5 years atp im so happy 🥹
so its popping off apparently?
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys