For The Love Of God, I Have Been Watching Community Nonstop For Two Weeks Now, And It's An Understatement

vote abed in @autismswagsummit pleasei will do anything for you to vote abed im serious anything

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

Criminal minds is so cute, I love when they release the profile and they take turns to deliver it to the police. I picture them rehearsing "Reid, I'm speaking after you pretty boy😏" "good idea ! I'll give the classification of the killer🥰✨🌺" "I'll say that we are looking for a white male in his early 30ies😐" "yeah do that Aaron"

Reading the book is not enough. I need to eat it.

Honestly major L to Odysseus. What did he do? Trick one cyclops into thinking his name was Nobody. Try tricking millions of people into believing your name is Dave

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

idk why people call Emily Henry’s books romcoms. They most certainly are not. Ain’t no comedy when those books hit in you in the mf gut 😂

Felt like I could've used c!Ranboo or c!Niki here in place of c!Phil easily, but "Mr. Arson bestie" gave me too much Philza energy