I Love When Ppl Put Back To Their Place Straight White Men Who Thinks Their On Top Of The World. Especially

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

ctommy checking his phone on november 28th

Well oneof you is lying

i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

i... am... not... depressed!!! my telekinesis halfheartedly shoves a couple things around the room

look at this

i’m literally crying i can’t take this anymore i cannot take matthew gray gubler i cannot take him. who gave him the right to be so attractive it isn’t even funny like i hate him so much for doing this to me i see a picture of him and i resort back into my animalistic instincts bcuz i need to procreate its sick it’s twisted i feel it in my toes i need him so bad it hurts and i hate him for making me feel this way i have lost all self control i have lost all self respect pls i need his hands on me or i’m going to have a mental breakdown but i don’t need to be sedated i need to be seduced by matthew gray gubler. matthew if you can hear me please save me matthew please save me it isn’t fair it’s not fair to do this i’m just a nineteen year old girl nothing will work no other man can fix this issue i don’t even like men all that much but matthew i see your jawline i see that smile i see those eyes and my back arches i turn into a werewolf on a full moon i feel the way my clothes get tighter as it pops off my body letting me revert into my canine ways. a princess kisses a frog, but a horny nineteen year old (me) needs to kiss matthew gray gubler. this is my fairytale, you are my prince. you being 44 is a quirk you love quirks you’re so quirky i can be that for you! i can be that for you i can be your quirk i can be your dream.

Amazing pfp

here is the full image:) we all know autism creature is the real king of autism

they're saving my life

We don't hurt Bruno no no no no

That's all I'm gonna say