So, I should be starting this soon
Do I have any ideas on the spaces? A few, but not all
Is it a surprise I'm ACTUALLY going to write for this? Yes.
If you want your own board, @badthingshappenbingo is where to go!
Tell me... Are you prepared to make enemies of us all...?
"You- you're just the Hellsing family's DOG!!!"
"If I'm a dog... Then you must be dog food..."
TRIGGER WARNING AHEAD: EYES
Space: Dragging Themselves Along The Ground
Fandom: N/A
AU?: N/A
Extra: This, like the first entry, is my own world and characters.
Warnings: Blood, Injury, Fights
Tag: @badthingshappenbingo
Everything was fine. Everything was fine before the assassins arrived. Cries and screams of men, women and children alike poisoned the usually peaceful air. His Royal Highness of Bludpyra stood face to face with many foes in his long life, but these assassins were man-made. They could not regenerate their injuries nor could they hypnotise, levitate or use telekinesis, but they were faster and more agile than the average vampire.
Karayan, as he happened to be in the village at the time of the attack, had skewered and slashed many of the artificial vampires to smithereens. However, there was one that was clearly the perfected model. Slim, tall, and weak in appearance, yet lethally strong in reality. It annoyed Karayan. He ordered the ones who were still alive to get inside their homes, while he stood face to face with the last.
Karayan was nothing short of powerful. He'd lived for centuries, perfecting his immunity to sunlight and all of his found capabilities. His scythe, a weapon perfectly designed for him and him alone, floated beside him. He kept calm, blocking the attacks that were sent his way with the scythe, not moving a muscle. Upon spotting an opening, a pale and dead hand grasped the scythe and swung it at a crazy speed. Karayan's eyes grew wide - the bastard had dodged. Before Karayan could regain his focus, a burn screamed through his thighs.
He crashed to the ground, a blood-curdling shriek bubbling up and out his mouth. He didn't understand. His regeneration was impeccably fast, so why wasn't he regenerating?!
"Silver is a beautiful yet dangerous thing... Is it not, Your Majesty?"
Karayan had never felt panic so bad in his life. Like how a heated blade would cauterise the wound it inflicts, the sword this man-made piece of shit wielded had closed the wounds it made. Well, it had closed off the points that Karayan would regenerate from. Fight or flight had become his mindset, a snarl curling onto his face. Gritting his jaw through the pain, Karayan commanded his scythe again, giving his opponent a flurry of furious attacks that sent them stumbling.
With a big enough distance, Karayan clawed at the ground, pulling himself along the blood tainted earth. He knew he was adding to the red. He may not have had a pulse, but his long-dead blood seeped out as a steady run. He dragged himself, pain and all, along the ground.
A scream of agony and surprise had him halt in his escape. This stupid fucker just had to take a arm off as well. Karayan snarled at the assassin, rolling out of the way as a frenzied strike was made towards his chest. Karayan grinned at the look of anger on his opponent's face, and at the fact his scythe was floating at an angle behind the attacker.
Mortal blood splattered over the ground and over what remained of Karayan's body. The vampiric king laid on the ground, gasping for the air he didn't need. He had won, yes, but he was in pain. He laid in his own blood, and that of the assassins he had killed to protect his people. Speaking of his people, a young woman was first to leave her home, a gasp of horror caught on Karayan's ears. He tilted his head back, looking back at the lady as she rushed over to him.
"Your Highness, can you hear me?"
Karayan slowly nodded, recognising the lady to be the wife of his friend's butler. "I can hear you, Lady Serene... I can hear you," he replied, his tone swept with his agony.
Lady Serene Haworth, an elven lady of underestimated power. She was one of a few necromancers that lived in Bludpyra, in this village on the borders of the neighbouring nation where her husband worked. She was a healer, and commonly helped Karayan's servants.
"Let me heal you, Your Majesty..."
RECORD OF RAGNAROK SERVER!!!
ROR SERVERRRRR
I've mentioned these theories many times, and I think you TWST lot here may like them!
Specifically about Crowley! (Crowley Hate is NOT allowed on my blog as he is my #1 favourite character from TWST)
In brief, Crowley is Malleus' father, but Crowley is also cursed.
Now to explain.
Let's start with Crowley is a Fae. We know 3 (?) other characters with the pointed ears {Malleus, Lilia and Baul}, of which all are Fae. Crowley has the same pointed ears as those three. There's no other race in TWST with those pointed ears.
Now, we also know nothing about Crowley's age, homeland nor past. We also don't know the reason for the mask he wears - this is where the curse theory comes in. What if the mask is there to potentially hide the curse marking or something? The curse in question being that one day, unknown to Crowley, the people around him will suffer in many ways. This could be part of the Overblots too.
Now, how does that work into the Malleus' father theory? We know Crowley runs from danger and problems - we don't know why he does this, so is it a state of attempting to protect people? In which case, could he have ran from Malleus and Malleus' mother to protect them?
Also within that theory - appearance. Crowley and Malleus have identical hair colour, and similar complexion shades. They also have a similar facial shape, and as weird as it maybe, expressions.
AND! The creator of TWST yassified the fucking crocodile... And there's no crow in Diasomnia, but Maleficent has a crow (Diablo)... Why wouldn't the creator YASSIFY THE CROW?!
Thank you for coming to my theory rant
Contains: Barbatos/Beelzebub, Diavolo and Lucifer being Diavolo and Lucifer, Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fandom: Obey Me!: Shall We Date?
Characters: Barbatos, Beelzebub, Diavolo, Lucifer
Extra: I LOVE BarBeel, it's such a cute ship and it needs more attention so :D
A typical day in the Devildom - Mammon in debt, Asmodeus shopping, Satan getting mad when his reading is interrupted, Belphegor sleeping, Leviathan gaming... The usual.
Well, for most people, the usual.
The Demon Lord's Castle housed a couple of guests on this day - Lucifer and Beelzebub. Beel had been left to his own devices, a banquet provided by Barbatos to keep the gluttonous demon occupied. Lucifer had a meeting with Diavolo.
At the end of the meeting, Barbatos walked into Diavolo's office to collect any teacups and saucers, only to hear the end of Lucifer's statement.
"... he'd like to confess."
Who'd like to confess? Barbatos, in an uncharacteristic interest, tilted his head. "Oh? Who's confessing things?"
"Ah! Barbatos, we hadn't noticed you there!" Diavolo gave that same happy smile he always did.
"Yes. It appears one of my brothers has fallen for someone" Lucifer replied, giving Barbatos a look to say the 'someone' was indeed the butler.
"Is that so? May I enquire who?"
"Beel."
Barbatos failed to keep his face from going red. He has expressed to Diavolo a multitude of times about his own feelings for the famished sixth born.
"Hmm, it seems you like him as well." Lucifer smirked, suggesting he had ideas.
"How can I not? He's constantly eager to try my baking and cooking, and he's genuinely an attractive and interesting demon" Barbatos explained, not registering the knock on the office door.
Diavolo had welcomed Beel into the office mid-way through Barbatos' little confession. Barbatos ultimately froze in a matter of a second, before excusing himself.
"How much did you hear, Beel?"
It wasn't until many hours later that Beelzebub had gone into the kitchens to find Barbatos, the butler baking some sweet treat. "Uhm... Barbatos?"
Barbatos jumped a mile, spinning round to face Beelzebub. "Oh, Beelzebub... My apologies for my startled reaction. How can I help?"
"... Lucifer told me about the conversation".
Well shit.
Barbatos cleared his throat and sighed. He ought to have known that Lucifer would tell. Afterall, it was Lucifer who told Barbatos that Beelzebub liked him.
"Funnily enough, Lucifer also told me about your feelings" Barbatos informed, craning his neck a bit to look up at the taller. Beel had a pale blush on his face, before - provided with no warning - hugging the butler with a soft smile. Barbatos took a moment to process, before reciprocating the action.
"Soooo, confirmed?" Diavolo's voice rang through the kitchen. Barbatos, in embarrassment, launched a silicone spatula at his lord with a scowl.
"Shush, my lord".
"Doesn't answer my question!"
"They're confirmed, now lets leave the lovebirds to it" Lucifer grabbed Diavolo by the collar, dragging the nosey prince with him.
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Thought I'd do some funky lil headcanons for some of my favourite ships!
Trey learns what Jade's favourite dishes are, and makes himself a personal goal to learn how to make them.
Jade info-dumps about mushrooms to Trey, and Trey will happily sit and listen.
Trey will risk breaking Heartslabyul rules just to go see Jade.
Mountain dates. They have mountain and hiking dates.
Jade teaches Trey about merfolk beyond what NRC teaches - Trey's curiosities would most likely get the better of him
EEL CUDDLES! You know how otters have cuddle piles? Jade does exactly that in his merform if he can, tail and arms wrapped around Trey as securely as possible.
Jade being autistic, Trey learns his sensory triggers etc and does what he can to help
Jade will calmly threaten whoever says bad about Trey, even going as far as letting Floyd have the chance to squeeze
Trey is out of bounds to Azul's deals - Jade threatens him
Cidolfus constantly sends Clive letters when he's away from the Hideaway, or away from Clive in general.
Clive holds onto Cid's jacket like a clingy child if he feels scared in a specific area - it's rare but Cid will have a silly smile he fails to hide when Clive does cling to him.
Clive is allowed in Cid's office/room without knocking.
Cid's "parental approval" was Torgal and Jill. Torgal likes Cid anyway, and Jill approved of him verbally - Gav also approved, but not without threatening both Clive and Cid that if one got hurt by the other, they'd be hurt several times worse
Ramuh and Ifrit form a mental connection as to when the other is ready to be unleashed. The two Eikons defend their respective hosts and each other
Divus Crewel and Ashton Vargas. (Funnily enough, this is a recent one I've stares shipping)
Divus has the worst road rage, as driver and passenger. Ashton dreads Divus driving though, he also knows not to drive Divus' car under any circumstance
Ashton gets scolded like he's a dog more often than not, and Divus even threatens to ban him from his classroom.
Divus picks outfits out, and refuses to let Ashton do so
They have a dog (Dalmatian) and it's called LeFou
Both were in denial for the longest time!
Act like enemies at work to stop questions
Hajime is like a cat when they're away from work eyes
Momoko is heartbroken when she finds out (Kenshiro is overjoyed but hides it for her sake)
Enki firmly threatened Hajime where no one could hear.
Samon lets Hajime have ice lollies if he wants one, but for every ice lolly, he gets Hajime to not smoke
Mitsuru teasing the living hell out of them both
Any other ships you want to see - Opinions or headcanons for?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ILY2 /p
me when my mutuals ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
i love all my moots ☝️ however i do have favorites and i’m going to list them bc i’m a DORK
@bonpocalypse has been my friend since day one and i love her <3 she’s so amazing and kind and i’m so excited to where life takes her
@fleshbook GRRR MY FATHER!!!! genuinely one of the most easy people to talk to <33 always there when I need to rant
@chancellor-reno5 my parabatai. the izzy to my alec. my favorite disaster lesbian ILY !!!
@retrograde-tonic is such a good person to look up to on the internet and i love him so much <3 like an older cousin to me. and his art is AMAZING
@dragonsworn05 you’ve always been so nice to me and i actually don’t say enough how much i care about you
@richieshitlips silly guy!!!! silly little man!!! i love you, dude. you’re so talented and funny and amazing
all of my ff moots!!! not gonna tag y’all but ily!!!
same goes for all of aos <3 i just don’t remember all ur usernames and i don’t wanna leave anyone out <33333 my family forever
and last but not least @quackberri for putting up with my silly ass. love you more than the moons <3 i will never stop spamming ur dms xoxoxo
ok i’m done being sappy now :/ i could keep going but i won’t. i love all of you!!! and if i didn’t mention you, i love you too!!! i just have a shit memory!!!
ok bye i’m gonna go write (no i’m not)
GO LOOK AT MY FRIEND'S SHADOWHUNTERS AU FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND
DO IT 😡
(Not forced of course!)
the roles and ages of the twst characters in my shadowhunters au
Riddle Rosehearts (20)- Shadowhunter, future Head of the New York Institute
Ace Trappola (18): Shadowhunter
Deuce Spade (18): Half-Shadowhunter who gets turned into a vampire (daylighter due to his shadowhunter blood)
Vil Schoenheit (unknown, over 100, appears 22): Vampire, head of the Brooklyn Vampire Clan
Epel Felmier (unknown, appears 18): Vampire
Rook Hunt (unknown, appears 21): Vampire
Leona Kingscholar (25): Werewolf, new leader of the New York Pack
Ruggie Bucchi (20) and Jack Howl (18): Werewolves
Silver (unknown, over 100): Warlock, High Warlock of Brooklyn
Lilia Vanrouge (unknown, estimated over 300): Faerie, right hand of Malleus Draconia, the man who raised Silver
Malleus Draconia (unknown, younger than Lilia): Seelie King, older brother figure to Silver
stay tuned for more information!!
Hi there! I'm 19 🫶 I'm British 🇬🇧 And I'm a Genderfluid Lesbian 🏳️🌈 "Lesbian until the man is fictional"
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