I Wanna See Kirb.... N Yosh.... Be Frens Pls

I hate this w a passion like if I gotta be human u need to too sweet heart u privileged fuck prolly don’t even sweat fuckin freak

imagine being human lol

enderman: *holds flower*

me: fucking superb you funky little ender man

Can’t wait

folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit

extremely obscure detail but i feel like it looked like there was a kraft mac n cheese box in lio’s cave groceries. if it sounds like i am going crazy yea promare has that effect on me

edit: PROOF!!

We’re OK with letting them have this BAR though:

Homestuck Theory

Okay so in Homestuck, Hussie often depicts himself wearing this green shirt

This shirt is actually a real piece of MSPA merch for Problem Sleuth

However, as you can see, the real shirt’s design is much more complex than the one worn by in-comic Hussie.

So my theory, what if every shirt in Homestuck is actually a simplified stand-in for a more complex design?

What if we’ve been doing Homestuck cosplay all wrong?

Hate this bs

Ok what the FUCK is animorphs

Things that happened in Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:

A man was forced to cannibalize his former student

It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks

One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character

God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?

Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids

One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book

One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style

This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over

That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet

Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens

The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade

Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks

The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three

They travelled back in time and killed Hitler

God is just a gamer who was given too much power on accident

Attention

I may not have taken the effort to re-type this caption from an Instagram post I just made, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t apply. A lot of us have had bad years, but it’s important that we don’t loose hope in the next one. It may be painful to try to continue in this harsh world, but we must stay strong and muscle through the shit to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I hope you have had a good day, and have a happy 2019 everybody.