Original ‘Hold Up’ Demo by Ezra Koenig that eventually became Beyoncé’s song
heres a handful of ilimas because i Adore him
uGH HIM!!!
(shamelessly posting wips along with)
To love a character: thinking about how much his socks would’ve suffered from the constant running/dodging in those ridiculous thigh-high heeled boots🌝
Why can’t I focus on romance like a normal person-
experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s
What are u gonna do about it mr ohara
Y r u so gay??????? Lmao
How dare you hunt me down on tumblr, Papadis
NO mom it’s NOT a phase *spurs clank as i stomp up the stairs*
MAA THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE
it be like that sometimes
What the actual fuck is this I love it thank you
stone bricks
a durable block. seen a lot in castles, and castles are gay. also made of several smaller blocks, which means there is more to love.
gay rating: 8
dark prismarine
underwater block, as if the ocean wasn’t gay enough. an absolute unit because it deals with guardians all day. probably smells like the sea on a hot summer day, and we all know summer is gay
gay rating: 9
red mushroom block
so gay i couldn’t even find a picture of it without it being on a tilt. you can’t mine this block in survival without silk touch which makes it extra rare, and, obviously, gay. the white spots only add to that.
gay rating: 9
dark oak wood planks
supports her friends and family by being part of a bigger tree. can turn into a stripped log which is iconic enough on its own. was added only a few updates ago along with acacia, which means acacia and dark oak are lesbians dating.
gay rating: 10
cobblestone
it’s cobblestone. is this even a question?
gay rating: 10
jukebox
requires a diamond to craft. the straights could never. plays music like a gay doing karaoke at midnight.
gay rating: 8
dirt
a loyal and trustworthy gay block that holds up the grass without ever complaining. enjoys water and collecting tiny rocks. has a very broad color palate like the broad el gee bee tea community.
gay rating: 8
red sandstone
regular sandstone wasn’t even enough. this gay block had to go and make its own variant complete with chiseled and smooth versions. also has slabs and stairs. who could be more valid?
gay rating: 9.4
end gateway
Are You Kidding Me? The Block That Literally Lets You Access The Gay Dimension? Full Of Beautiful Lesbian EnderMen?
gay rating: 10000000000
Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.