All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real
Thanos gripping my dashboard:
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1/6/2022 - happy pride month!
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
This is the Diavolo of Mischief and luck. Share it and tomorrow you will have blessed Gatcha draw luck.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.