The Great - 1.10 – Featuring Voltaire

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

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i finally managed to get that full short of mickey gaslighting three children that i was talking about

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dragon age: origins mod list

gotten some asks about the mods i use for dao. this list will be a bit long so i will put most of them under a read more.

the essentials:

unofficial remaster

4gb patch - this is needed for the unofficial remaster to work

chargenmorph compiler - this is needed if you want multiple cosmetic mods to work

i bold the 4gb patch because it is legit so helpful. if you don't plan to mod your game, download that and run it nonetheless. it will help with crashes SO much. my game doesn't even crash anymore thanks to it.

(more mods under the cut)

cosmetic:

ah00b hairs

default replacements

elf ears

freckles plus

hairald of andraste (hair mods) - installation guide

HQ eyebrow, stubble and scalp hair replacers

natural CC lighting

revised tattoos

armour/weapons:

chantry of ferelden

dalish armour replacement

elvhenan weapons

grey wardens of ferelden + texture tweaks

neutral female armour

no helmet hack

the circle reforged

companions/npcs:

armour of the devout (leliana)

crow assassin's armour (zevran)

diverse aeducan / brosca / cousland family

diverse kids

extra dog slot

practical morrigan robes

toasty alistair

tranquil tattoos

unique face textures for companions

extra cut scenes:

a warden’s sacrifice (ending spoilers)

gatekisses

revenge of the cousland (cousland origin)

sleep until dawn

the rescue at ishal

vaughan death cutscene (tabris origin)

fixes:

awakening silverite mines bug fix

awakening sigrun quest trigger fix

dialogue tweaks

ultimate DAO fixpack

gameplay:

awakening abilities for origins

camp storage

character respecialization

gift guide

grey warden powers

lock bash

no ninjamancing

scenery:

clouds retextured

elven scenery

improved atmosphere

now since my canon warden romances alistair, i personally have a lot of alistair romance mods. so here they are:

alistair male romance (with VO and fixes)

alistair's nightmare

alistair romance eavesdropping

some of these are not necessary, but i find they make my experience better! especially with lore continuation in the game.

bold = a must for me.

if you have any questions, my ask box is open!

happy gaming 💙💜