WE NEED JOHN WARD BEING SUBMISSIVE AND BREETHABLE

john what if you divorced gary and married me instead huh. im evil too. i can treat you worse.

sadly you do not have a cool-ass trident so no :/

I want a csm and faith the unholy trinity crossover so much omg

Like john BUT he has a devil contract

Someone probably already made this joke but When John came out to Garcia about being bi, Garcia told him without hesitation "your not getting out of the war on demons hijo"

hot take: i dont think Wednesday should be with Xavier or Tyler because they both threw themselves at her and basically told her what to feel about them. she clearly has zero interest in them. besides, it would be boring to see the same tropes over and over again. lets see her hold off on romance. lets see her develop friendships. lets see her open up more to Enid. Wednesday clearly struggles with empathy and emotions, so it wouldnt make sense for her to jump into a relationship. i also want to see more Wednesday and Eugene.

Happy (late) new year from

FAITH

funky music

real footage of me during chapter 195

Pteradactyl vampire zombie mummy?

ok bud this one seems accurate

now what if I made a silly guy