Catboy.

What did my doodle lead me to... So the idea behind this is thousands of years after Clark's and Bruce's death people who follow both men's mission/cause (which has now been myth-ify and warped by centuries of time and lost collective of human history. Really don't get along like let's war out our differents kind of don't get along. Resulting both sides using time travel to snuff out each other's founding members so that the other group never existed. Resulting in Alfred and Ma Kent having to take care of business to protect the boys repeatedly over a summer when both factions attempted their raids. Which they later are super hesitant about when both men (Clark and Bruce) meet each other later on in life because both Alfred and Martha remember the logos the time-traveling soldiers had.

Which later just becomes this really odd thing both older guardians bond over when the families get together (because both Clark and Bruce are really small (like 3) that they don't remember it not to mention most of the time travelers never got near the boys before Alfred or Martha took care of it.)

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

Idk what Bruce pays Alfred, buts it’s not enough I can tell you that

Microdosing on violence by grabbing the biggest knife I can find to cut my vegetables with

something something idk

omg just imagine Wednesday getting a growths spurt? maybe in their last year at Nevermore? like given Morticia's height[as Wednesday mother/Genteics], there's a good chance it could happen

we ignore that Jenna Ortega obvs won't get any bigger but go with the logic of the time in the universe itself

also would be very funny if she comes back to Nevermore much much taller then before after the big Break between school years it would prob shock everyone bec no-one would suspect that

if anyone ever write something like that on ao3 please do tell

'Being a God is so hard let me sideline humanity'

-Alt gabriel probably

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