This Is Honest To God The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life

OH IM SO IN

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

🦅🦅🦅

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

Izuku, knocks on his mom’s door:

Inko: I-Izuku?!

Izuku, comes in: Hey mom, can we talk-

Inko and All Might, staring at Izuku from her bed:

Izuku, crying: MAMA NO!

Inko: Izuku-

Izuku: AHHH! YOU, HIM, HERE! I NEED A MOMENT!

Izuku, stops crying and takes a deep breath: I’m old enough, I can do this, I’m okay.

Izuku, looks back over at them:…MAMA NOOO!

All Might: My boy, would you calm dow-

Izuku, points at him: I’M NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET, YOUNG MAN!

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Stevie Nicks (1976)

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.