Yoou Guys Wont Be Laughing When I Suddenly Collapse Unconscious And Have To Be Taken To The Hospital.

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

He’s just like me fr ( got sent to anger management therapy after biting a kid in the 5th grade and drawing blood)

I mean this should be a serious scandal with serious ramifications in the months ahead. Not sure that’ll be the case.

Source.

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

2024 gonna be my year fr

In 2025 you have to fag it up as much as possible. Goth it up also. Godspeed. Gothspeed, even.

Me now v me in middle school

Rats vs Mice

(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please