saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Hot Take: Taylor Swift has as much pull as Hamilton in the election of 1800
Also I kissed her and I think she might be god
@blurrycow
I made her this one
As soon as she sees it she screamed and pulled out this
I’m in love
@blurrycow
I made her this one
As soon as she sees it she screamed and pulled out this
I’m in love
my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on