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H.I.V.E.mber 2024!

Alright, it's H.I.V.E.mber time! This year some things are shifting around- this event will span from November to December this year, and counts anything from headcanons to fanart to fanfics; it's all fair game! This is just for people to have fun, there's no pressure to complete it. Bonus prompts are included to switch out for other prompts or to give people something more meta to work with. Just make sure to tag anything for the event with #HIVEmber2024 ! Now go forth and have fun!

Marilliam, Nero/Elena, and Shelby/Otto for the ask!

Thanks for the ask! First, Marilliam:

I like the idea of them being the school's chaotic couple- nobody knows whether they're married or divorced each week, but regardless of their relationship status they'll stand together between classes and gossip about the rest of the staff. And they make each other worse, but also nonetheless manage to be a cute pair.

Nero/Elena:

I don't have a ton to say about them besides I think that they find villainous aesthetics romantic. All the candles, "threats" disguised as flirting, and so on. They're cute. Shelby/Otto:

These two in a relationship is like a match and gasoline; there will be many glorious fires, missing valuables, and lots of bickering. Alas, to me, they're usually in more of a sibling direction in my head- but others' ideas on the ship are fascinating!

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

What about your OC would make them a bad roommate?

May I ask for Armadillo girldad lizard before christmas???

M E RR Y C HR IST MA SSSS

Armadillo Girdled Lizard (Ouroborus cataphractus), family Cordylidae, endemic to South Africa

photograph by @don.cataphractus

Armadillo Girdled Lizard (Orobourus cataphractus), family Cordylidae, from Calvinia, Northern Cape, South Africa

photograph by Johan Marais - World of Reptiles

Armadillo Girdled Lizard (Ouroborus cataphracrus), family Cordylidae, western cape of South Africa

photograph by Devin Belliston

Armadilo Girdled Lizard (Ouroborous cataphractus), family Cordylidae, West Coast, South Africa

photograph by Chad Keates

That Scene In OP:

Nero: I don’t understand- what madness inspired you to do this? Money? Power? Revenge?!

Cypher, high on at least two painkillers and severely concussed: I miss my wife :(

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.