TED: Hello, Everyone! I’m Theodore Huxley, But I’d More Than Appreciate It If You Called Me Ted Instead!

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

If any of you like homestuck please consider becoming a mod for my side blog!

mod submissions!

hello fellow homestucks!!

im opening up mod submissions. if you want to be a mod dm me on @worldsworstroxykinnie with what u want to be called, any characters u kin, ur age, and ur main blog (or whatever blog u want im not a cop)

i want more mods for this blog so i can post more consistantly, as i really suck at that. u dont need to do a lot- just write a quote every now and then. also well have a discord server that we can hang out on whichll be lit.

if i get any mods ill make a discord server where all the mods will be,, mods.

please reblog this!!

-Mod Roxy

H m m - Who Acts the Sweetest then?

no one in kindergarten is “sweet”

no one.

CG: STOP FLIRTING WITH VRISKA, JOHN. YOU CAN’T TRUST HER. SHE WAS A WANTED CRIMINAL ON OUR HOMEWORLD.

EB: really? what for?

CG: NO ONE KNOWS. SHE CHANGES THE STORY EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS.

VRISKA: I defrauded the Condesce’s favorite major corpor8tion.

VRISKA: I ro88ed the second largest 8ank on Alternia using only a 8allpoint pen.

VRISKA: I created the hole in the ozone layer.

VRISKA: I killed an adult seadweller… WITH THIS THUM8!!!!!!!!

Sokka: You're the avatar, okay? The master of all four elements. Everyone wants you, you're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Aang: I'm the hot girl?

Sokka: you're the hottest girl

Aang: I'm the hot girl.

Zuko: Yes you are

Aang: *proud smile*

“You Have To Pass The Time Somehow On This Bitch Of An Earth”

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.