049- (in A Bad German Accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!

some of the best quotes from my discord

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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus

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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war

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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!

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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!

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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people

SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS!!!!!!!!

FEATURING AU #1 (WOF CHARACTERS SET IN THE SCP UNIVERSE).....AND AU #2 (SCP CHARACTERS SET IN THE WOF UNIVERSE).....AND ALSO A LOOK AT DESIGNS FOR CHARACTERS I HAVENT POSTED HERE YET :))))

AU INFO UNDER THE CUT!!!!!

AU #2

049 - Designed by my friend :). A Night/Sand hybrid who works on the Nightwing island as a doctor. Rumored to have hatched off of the island and therefore may have mysterious moon powers related to bringing back the dead, as patients who should have absolutely died are miraculously up and walking the next day...

035 - A theatre mask created by Skywings thousands of years ago for their plays. The mask itself heavily resembles that of a Skywing and Nightwing, though can't fit exactly into either. It is rumored the mask was cursed by an animus throughout its years, or perhaps was created cursed, and was eventually tossed away due to the Skywings animus paranoia. Now, this mask possesses dragons to use as it's host, and wanders across Pyrrhia causing various acts of mischief.

AU #1, THE LONGER ONE

Starting with legends

Diamond - A highly respected site director with some form of anomalous ability tied to her skill in running the site. Despises Vigilance because of The Incident(tm) and often let's her vengeance get in the way of being, yknow, actually good at her job.

Vigilance - Another site director who runs a completely separate site.

Arctic - The son of Diamond and the one originally deemed to follow in her footsteps and eventually take over her place as site director. However, on a mission he was set to oversee, he fell in love with Foeslayer, and ended up requesting and being allowed transfer to Vigilance's site because of it. He has dropped in the ranks since, and no one really knows what to do with him, so he wanders the site aimlessly and takes care of various administrative tasks.

Foeslayer - A member of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down), who is housed at a different site than usual members of her task force. Besides this, she's incredibly good at her job, and even more so when she gets together with Arctic. Though originally it was questioned if she should be demoted due to The Incident(tm), they decided against it.

Darkstalker - Housed and raised off site originally, bit eventually trained and educated into joining the Intelligence Agency, mostly due to his mindreading. Overall liked by his peers, but rises in the ranks scarily quickly. Some believe he may one day overtake Vigilance and become the new site director.

Clearsight - Originally a regular Nightwing, however was contacted by the foundation at a young age due to her studies into timelines being deemed knowledge she shouldn't access. When her powers were investigated they found she could be a valuable resource, and was immediately trained into being a researcher. Though she's incredibly nervous about this job, she's quite good at it, and doesn't have many complaints as it allows her to study anomalies based in the idea of timelines. Once she was moved to Vigilance's site, she specifically requested offices far away from the Intelligence agency, which brought suspicion, but was never investigated.

Aaaaanddd..present day!!!

Morrowseer - Site director of the site previously directed by Vigilance. Highly respected and feared.

Moonwatcher - Raised specifically for the job of working at the foundation, due to being Morrowseer's daughter. She never knew her mother and when she was deemed old enough (her late teens) was ranked as a trainee in the Scientific department. However, on just her first day, she hears distant whispers of a past foundation employee trying to communicate with her..only to find out it's one of the long deemed "Safe" SCPs they've had unconscious in containment.

Kinkajou - Researcher trainee specializing in biohazards, though there's debate on if she should be moved to an MTF department.

And yeaajhhh!!!! THERES MORE TO THE AU, BUT I THOUGHT A LITTLE BIT OF INFODUMPING ON THE BASICS WOULDNT HURT :)

IF U READ THIS, HI!!!! HELLO!!!!! THANKS!!!

ALSO I JUST NOW REALIZE I FORGOT DARKSTALKERS TEAR MARKS :(

...AND ORIGINALLY MISSPELLED VIGILANCE

FUCK

MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity

035 and 049- we don't have any dignity

The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people

049: but can you do THIS?

*dies*

Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/

106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism

035- I don't intend to judge but when was the last time you slept?

049-(holding an entire pot of coffee) sunday

035-

049-

035- Today is saturday

Head cannons

049 and Jay are half bothers

049s real name is Florence

035 is a HUGE simp for 049

035 cryed during titanic

106 thinks in comic sans

Yeet

049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge

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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face

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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK

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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in

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Happy holidays dipshits