Calliopesays - Jordan (maybe)

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yodel they/he hoo or whatever the fuck

To all the little girls

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

you’re such an idiot. i will literally kiss you on the mouth.

Ophelia (detail) Friedrich Wilhelm Theodor Heyser

Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about

Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.

Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.