Inej: Hello Kaz, Make Anyone Cry Today?

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

I hope they have that scene in the series in which they are playing hacky sack and grover just *chomps* on the apple

Athena: i don't want my favorite daughter dating a screw-up

Percy: yeah well i don't want my favorite girlfriend daughtering a jerk-mom

What book are you currently reading? How are you liking it? What book are you going to read next?

Honestly im not currently reading any book i just finished reading six of crows and watching the shadow and bone show but i liked soc a lot and im going to read king of scars and rule of the wolves

The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes

Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed

Mini: ...

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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea

Aiden: huh?

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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.

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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea

Rudy: what's diarrhea?

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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"

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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do

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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-

Aiden: shah don't you dare.

Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*

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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail

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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.

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BONUS

Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.

Percy: Respected Athena

i am informing you that i plan to ask your daughter to marry me BUT since it's the 21st century, i am not asking for your permission as she is not your property nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong independent woman and she don't need no man! That being said i truly hope she says yes BUT IT IS HER DECISION SO JUST BACK OFF!

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Annabeth: that's perfect seaweed brain, what did she say?

Percy: oh i don't know i sent it to her in an e-mail im terrified of her

is distracting gets distracted

Grover underwood 🤝 percy jackson

What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive

Kotlc x b99

Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?

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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction

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Fitz: I want someone to take me out

Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?

Fitz: surprise me

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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us

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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy

Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.

Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!

Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?

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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata

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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless

Fintan: I can be used as a bad example

Marella: I can see that

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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?

Wylie: *sighs*

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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

when you know, you know - locklyle

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