Okay, Hot-shot. Expect To Hear From My People.

I know you didn't work with that in a while but do you have any G. I. Joe headcanons? I'm curious.

I'm assuming you know exactly who my headcanons will be about, judging by what I have on my blog lol. I know it's been a little while, but I'm still working on another story, albeit slower because I have other projects going on as well. However, I do have many little Snakescar headcanons that I haven't put into a story (yet) and I'm glad for the chance to throw them out there! (Side note these are all based on Renegades)

The first time they met, Scarlett held Snake Eyes at gunpoint because she thought he was Cobra. It left quite an impression lol

Scarlett can handle spicy food better than Snake can.

If Duke were ever to find out what Snake looks like, I think his mind would be blown a little bit that the ninja looks like him (blonde hair, blue eyes).

If Snake could talk, he would talk at 500 miles an hour because Japanese is the fastest language in the world and that would carry over to his English as well. He signs fast instead, and sometimes Scarlett can't keep up.

Scarlett made him learn sign language. He didn't want to at first, but he caved as he grew more attached.

Snake has very calligraphy-styled handwriting.

Snake is good at cooking. Once he warmed up to the others, he and Roadblock might trade recipes.

Scarlett, who is very tech-savvy, is physically pained when Snake leaves a thousand tabs open.

Scarlett sometimes sings to herself while she's working, and Snake likes to listen, to her mortification.

Snake primarily gives Scarlett weapons as gifts (some of which he fashioned himself).

She hunts down genuine Japanese food to give him.

In a future where they are on better terms, Jinx would tell Scarlett embarrassing stories about Snake Eyes. He insists she's exaggerating. Storm Shadow would back her up.

In that same vein, there is a long standing semi-serious promise between Snake and Scarlett about going to Japan one day. When they finally do, it's to get married.

Storm Shadow would begrudgingly accept being a brother-in-law to Scarlett. He acknowledges he royally screwed up Snake's life, and she accepts Snake with his scars and makes him happy.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head, though this got pretty long regardless! Hopefully you weren't expecting more widespread headcanons over the Joe roster because these two are my major brainrot fr

BLIND PRINCE READERS WHERE YALL AT

might just start posting I need the fandom to migrate to tumblr 💔

I still mourn for the season two character arcs we never got. Especially for Storm Shadow and Jinx.

let’s talk about Storm Shadow in gi joe renegades. does he feel like he’s needed? no. does he want to feel like he’s needed? yes. is he succeeding? no.

unfortunately, he doesn’t know the damage he’s done until it’s too late.



Who wrote the GI Joe: Renegades Fandom site? It sounds like the back of a Victorian novel about a society lady who's secretly a private detective and her butler who's secretly a ninja, and to be clear I'm living for it.

Can I tell a joke that I have told half a dozen times, and despite not being technically inappropriate, always flies over the heads of everyone in the sheltered circles I run in?

Snake Eyes is so extra for this. Like, is he trying to show off how intimidating he can be in front of Duke, or what?

And this???

The four cardinal expressions of Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara:

me: *just trying to go to bed*

brain: but REMEMBER when snake eyes thought duke and scarlett liked each other and in a desparate and impulsive attempt to gain her attention he broke into a high-security facility just to find security camera footage explaining her dad's disappearance.

me: GO TO BED