Ultimate Goober Energy

Plain chip: Yoi can eat me when meals aren't too close or at meal

Chip with fancy yellow/orange saucey stuff: I am meal, I am all you need

Chip vs nacho debate? Very interesting. Why chip in fancy clothes meal? Just fancy cloth, no need for meal label. Plain chip, very normal chip. As animals, chips no clothes. Chips side, dressed chip is meal

(I WROTE THIS IMPUSLIVELY AS A JOKE BUT I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED WHY HUMANS THINK THEYRE HIGHER HELLPP)

(FANCY CHIP IS DRESSED AND IS IN A SOLID CONTAINER, PLAIN CHIP IS NOT DRESSED BESIDES SEASONING AND LIVES IN CAVE)

(CHIP BAG DEN??? NACHO BOX HOUSE????)

Humans are just fancy chip. Animal is plain chip. Still chip, just dressed different

Existing is so horrible dude like yes I'm on Christmas break but I now have no social interaction with my closest friends because they're all busy

Been planning to call my friend for a real social interaction and she texts me with "my stupid ahh mom won't let me call you because you queer"

..dawg this "disease" isn't gonna transmit through sound waves- like your (admittedly already queer) daughter isn't gonna spontaneously get brain altering DNA and start girl kissing

..on a side note if there were a disease that could alter DNA mutations into a different genes to TURN YOU QUEER..

Well that'd be an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!

that'd kinda be sick though, imagine a scene where they zoom into the pupil of the love interest of a cishet able-bodied white guy, and as they zoom into the proteins n shit you watch as the cells morph into a new color or some shit and then she looks over at a girl and goes "woah she's so hot" and the mc falls to the floor sobbing "WHOS SOUND WAVES MADE MY GIRLFRIEND A *HOMO*??

Sick ass anti-woke story I'd watch for giggles because it's shit

But no, I'm stuck with no in-person social interaction until NEXT YEAR..

-Han

See that's what a person in my comments on my last post said! We need to look into this!

-Lee Know 🐰

Does anyone actually know what to do when an eraser on a mechanical pencil runs out?

Like it flattens into the pencil completely like a normal pencil, right? Yeah!

BUT!!!

But then HOW do you insert the GRAPHITE????

I'm actually gonna EXPLODE A L L of my PENCILS end up running out of eraser and then I have to have my pencil SPIT into another pencils MOUTH!!

My pencils should not have to gay kiss like a mother bird giving vomit to its young for me to WRITE!!!

We need to teach pencils proper shit because they're gonna contract STDs from this BULLSHIT

-Cherri

As those following me know most of our headspace is korean men

Well

Our World Geography teacher told us he added a Korean unit to the end of the year and he said we can teach some of it because we know a lot.

He doesn't know the system-wide excitement he's caused.

All of us are so excited now because there's a class period or part of one where we get to yap about Hangul and it's history as a language that was straight up created within minutes and the mannerisms.

The Americans in the class are gonna lose their marbles

-Innie and Channie

Guys it's okay I won the war

The ache in my gut is gone. I've avenged myself.

It's over

(Please look at the last post, I'm being silly)

-Chris Bahng

Guys I'm on idle until I get my new phone HELP

I would have played all my favorite games already if my phone didn't have only 32GB, my speaker/mic is blowing out anyway so I'm lucky I get a reward for academic success

This phone has always been kinda bad but so has everything else, I can barely play online at all because of it, however this time I get to choose the phone and with the suggestions of my partner I'm getting a whole new phone type (from android/samsung to iphone)

Honestly idfk how to feel??? Like don't get me wrong I fucking LOVE the idea of going from 32GB to 520-something GB but that's a lot to process 😭 I don't even know how most iPhone mechanics work (I used a friend's once and couldn't figure out the home/app button thing)

I'm gonna miss separate volumes, but it's a price to pay

-Innie

*Good thing happens*

Han: "I'M SO HAPPY!!! IM GONNA KISS MYSELF ISTG"

If we say I'm gonna kill myself when bad things happen I wanna start people saying I'm gonna kiss myself out of context when something good happens.

Imagine

Oh my FUCKING god WHERE IS THE LAST KOROK ILL KILL MYSELF

OH MY GOD I DID IT!!!! I FOUND IT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA KISS MYSELF!!!!

-Felix

.there's a Bloody Painter Dating Sim on steam

Not my type but I'm sure someone's dying to get on

(It's free)

I will try to remember to contribute to this chaos I LOVE halloween!!

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.