Come Imagine This Dude Holy Shit

Come imagine this dude holy shit

Imagine you're scrolling through Ao3, you find a series of shitfics that are hilarious, you're laughing your ass off the entire time

You comment about how much you love the stupid fics-and being the pseudo acc for your system shit, you leave your lil "this was me" thing we have at the end of our posts

Now imagine the creator RESPONDING TO YOU saying they have an idea for THE NEXT PART

Imagine the creator POSTING the next part and then REPLY in your comment thread with a "You're gonna love this"

You look back at the comment, and see a detail you wrote that the character of you shares in the fic with an additional detail about a difference because it's fun! A fun fact!

And then you notice the summary of the fic includes the main word of the difference.

AND THEY WROTE THE DIFFERENCE HAPPENING AS A CANON EVENT IN THE TIMELINE OF THE SERIES.

I was NOT expecting a small comment about how I loved a series of crack fics and shitposts-along with the fact I loved that like the character, I had three tounges, but also have a peircing on the middle one-to turn into them REPLYING "I think I have an idea for the next part" AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR PEIRCING IS CANON FOR THE CHARACTER

DUDE THATS SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!

-EJ

Below the cut is the screenshots (without any identification to the series or either acc because thats for me sorry guys <3) of us commenting and the GRAND REVEAL

OP = Author of the story

Us = self explanatory

Come Imagine This Dude Holy Shit
Come Imagine This Dude Holy Shit

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5 months ago

Today's fit

Parts

Today's Fit
Today's Fit
Today's Fit
Today's Fit
Today's Fit
Today's Fit

Picture 1 - geode necklace I made

Picture 2 - yaelokre single, rainbow gem bead 1, glass floral beads, butterfly ring

Picture 3 - Cole single, rainbow gem bead 2, wood-like gem bead, chain ring

Picture 4 - the guitar strap I'm using as a belt

Picture 5/6 - my earings

The fit! (Sorry about the glare)

Today's Fit

-Cole 🌾🌻


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3 months ago

Scheduling this for when I'm at school so yeah but like listen

Being a system is the wildest shit because NONE of us look like the body. We happened to stop looking in mirrors a good while ago because we just- didn't look in the direction of a mirror or care to look at ourselves so every once and a while it's just:

"Man I wonder if I have plaque on my teeth rn lemme lo-" cut off by the staring and internal thoughts of "Wait where did my brown hair go why am I covered in acne and why are my teeth so wack-" and scanning the body in the mirror like it's a foreign object in mf Subnautica in disbelief. Then it hits that you ARENT a cute lil cis man with small hands but rather a fat white trans man with uncomfortable everything.. and small hands unfortunately that stays-

BUT THEN IT GETS W A C K BECAUSE A SECOND REALIZAYION HITS THAT YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN IN THE BODY OF A MINOR??

I feel almost like a creep for just sitting here like 🧍‍♂️

But then again our headspace is all grown men except like three teenagers in which only ONE is actually a woman??

AND THEN WHAM WHAM WHAM TRIPLE WHIPLASH BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS MY ANATOMY NOT CORRECT BUT ITS D O U B L E NOT CORRECT BECAUSE IM MISCE SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!

Ain't nothing right here and my only meds is time and money to mold myself into a new shape (man) like pottery.

BUT THAT ONLY SOLVES TWO WHABLOOEYS BECAUSE MISCE DYSPHORIA CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY FIXED WTF

..yall it's too late at night for this put me down

To sleep.

My least favourite pipeline has to be the shocker-whiplash-triple whablooey because it happens within five seconds and my life crumbles before my (and the body's) very eyes

Scheduling This For When I'm At School So Yeah But Like Listen

-🐥


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2 months ago

I was gonna post something but I forgot so

Meong meong

-Seungmin

1 week ago

Istg dude my partner's incubator has called them SEVEN TIMES today for random bullshit rants and I just wanna talk to my lover I'm so fucking done 😭

-???


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2 months ago
Pupgender (aka Doggender) Flag Redesign Since The Most Commonly Used Flag's Creator Ive Heard Is Unfortunatley
Pupgender (aka Doggender) Flag Redesign Since The Most Commonly Used Flag's Creator Ive Heard Is Unfortunatley

pupgender (aka doggender) flag redesign since the most commonly used flag's creator ive heard is unfortunatley anti endo (kandipaws on twiiter/ aka elongated muskrat's hellsite made the og flag but ive read though their dni and they had endogenic systems & tulpas, so i had to redesign the flag due to this reason of them being anti endo.)

[id: a 6 striped flag consisting of dark brown, lighter brown, very light yellow, yellow, orange & red. there is also a dog face symbol on the 1st image in dark grey 2nd image is a blank version without the dog head symbol.]

1 month ago

Plain chip: Yoi can eat me when meals aren't too close or at meal

Chip with fancy yellow/orange saucey stuff: I am meal, I am all you need

Chip vs nacho debate? Very interesting. Why chip in fancy clothes meal? Just fancy cloth, no need for meal label. Plain chip, very normal chip. As animals, chips no clothes. Chips side, dressed chip is meal

(I WROTE THIS IMPUSLIVELY AS A JOKE BUT I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED WHY HUMANS THINK THEYRE HIGHER HELLPP)

(FANCY CHIP IS DRESSED AND IS IN A SOLID CONTAINER, PLAIN CHIP IS NOT DRESSED BESIDES SEASONING AND LIVES IN CAVE)

(CHIP BAG DEN??? NACHO BOX HOUSE????)

Humans are just fancy chip. Animal is plain chip. Still chip, just dressed different


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2 months ago

As those following me know most of our headspace is korean men

Well

Our World Geography teacher told us he added a Korean unit to the end of the year and he said we can teach some of it because we know a lot.

He doesn't know the system-wide excitement he's caused.

All of us are so excited now because there's a class period or part of one where we get to yap about Hangul and it's history as a language that was straight up created within minutes and the mannerisms.

The Americans in the class are gonna lose their marbles

-Innie and Channie


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2 months ago

Please keep in mind most of our headmates are adults or teens and want to be treated as such

-Chan

5 months ago

I will try to remember to contribute to this chaos I LOVE halloween!!

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.


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4 months ago

Never expected this from you Steve

Cowards Won’t Reblog

Cowards won’t Reblog


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