Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Penelope: (sleeping peacefully in bed after some of the best sex of her life) (wakes up to some strange mumbling beside her)
Penelope: (looks over at her husband, who is dead to the world, but also-)
Odysseus: (cuddled up to her) mnnngnhmhhh mmhhhgmppmm… ‘mm the monster rawrrr rawr rawrr
Penelope: …
Odysseus: raaawwwrrrrrr
I just wanted to say thank you for the Thor snippet and was wondering if you had any headcanon for this adorable duo?
Thor views Mari as the little sister he never had and as such teaches her Asgardian customs and fighting
He tells Frigga about her, who insist of meeting her and joins in on the whole “Marinette is now Asgardian” business. She teaches her about Asgardian clothing and etiquette and history and literature
Thor makes sure to keep an eye out for the tiny girl. Partially because he has heard of Lila and Chloe and he is worried and partially because he doesn’t want to let her down like he had with Loki
Marinette stress bakes a lot and Thor stress eats. they create a perfect ecosystem of stress relief. When Loki joins in, he is the one who stress buys ingredients and stress cleans the kitchen after those two are done
Marinette is now accustomed to being plucked off the ground and seated on Thor’s shoulder at comepletly random times. Marinette likes being tall and they both feel a little safer knowing the other is so immediately close and okay
No Longer You waltzing animatic, this wasn't supposed to be a serious thing but oh well
Inspired by @lady-raziel ‘s post cause let’s face it, this is basically the Skyrim meme
So, you know all the different interpretations in how people draw (epic) Odysseus ?
Examples:
(Gigi, duvetbox, aniflamma, Ximena Natzel, and Wolfythewitch respectively)
What version of Odysseus (including but not limited to these examples) would win against the others in a fight?
Comment / reblog with the Odysseus drawings you want to see, and who you think would win. Polls start soon
warrior penelope au but it's malewife odysseus YEARNING for his wife for 20 goddamn years... i draw him way too much in penny's own au but I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-
i have a link to the fic that i was inspired by : https://archiveofourown.org/series/4380808
long story short, odysseus got sent early off in war because of a mistake he and his crew made (letting their guards down) got to be with penelope for a bit, until she and other women had to be sent to war AGAIN, replacing ody and the men who were injured.. isn't that just fun? Odysseus got shot in the shoulder, hence why he has a scar.
him raising telemachus all alone oh God,,,
maybe in 'The Challenge' instead of weaving, he'd sculpt a statue of penelope to make the suitresses wait even longer, buying penelope time
idk if telemachus is considered genderbent or not in this au... but anyways, he misses his mom too :")