Demigod Marinette!

In honor of the Ithaca Saga and Epic the Musical in general🫡🫡

Ody and Penelope have my heart🖤🖤

Jay was in character and we were all Mico during "Odysseus"

Don’t tell me you’re not the same person You’re always my husband And I’ve been waiting, waiting

I love Suffering animatics/art where Odysseus has a chain or rope around his ankle, connecting him to the mast. not only is it a great reference to the source material, but it implies that someone on the ship was worried that the mere sight of Penelope might convince Odysseus to jump in the water, even though he knows its a siren who will kill him

and that they were so persuasive in this argument that Odysseus actually agreed to it

I think the thing that makes me go feral in God Games is the fact that Athena matches the melody of every god she tries to persuade, except for Ares.

Ares, the only god Athena can never see eye to eye with, the brother she is by nature eternally pitted against, the guy she just fucking hates. She whips her own theme out to rebuke him and it is glorious

I just wanted to say thank you for the Thor snippet and was wondering if you had any headcanon for this adorable duo?

Thor and Marinette Headcanons!

Thor views Mari as the little sister he never had and as such teaches her Asgardian customs and fighting

He tells Frigga about her, who insist of meeting her and joins in on the whole “Marinette is now Asgardian” business. She teaches her about Asgardian clothing and etiquette and history and literature

Thor makes sure to keep an eye out for the tiny girl. Partially because he has heard of Lila and Chloe and he is worried and partially because he doesn’t want to let her down like he had with Loki

Marinette stress bakes a lot and Thor stress eats. they create a perfect ecosystem of stress relief. When Loki joins in, he is the one who stress buys ingredients and stress cleans the kitchen after those two are done

Marinette is now accustomed to being plucked off the ground and seated on Thor’s shoulder at comepletly random times. Marinette likes being tall and they both feel a little safer knowing the other is so immediately close and okay

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Athena: I can't belive Odysseus didn't told me he was expecting a child. I trained him so hard and now his kid is unprotected and small : (

Dyonisus: *trying to help* Wait how small? Cause if it's hold in your arms small it actually just means Odysseus had it on his thigh.

Athena: *considering* He does have big thighs but I assumed it was cause of all the training.

Dyonisus: The training was helping make space for the baby : )

Athena: Oh! So it'll grow?

Dyonisus: Yup. 100%

Artemis: *goddess of childbirth, patron of midwifes, literally helped her mother deliver her brother seconds after she was born* What the fuck are you two saying?

You know how... world leaders can't just? SAY stuff? Because when they DO it's the Offical Stance(tm) of their Country?

That makes their Fuck Ups(tm) all the more serious. It's WHY they have press teams.

But!!!

WHAT IF?

They said something, PUBLICLY, on LIVE TELEVISION, that? Can not be taken back? Full on "masks off, behold the horrors you have payed for" moment?

Sure, they could SAY "that wasn't me" and "I was brainwashed" etc etc. But? If it's BIG enough? UGLY enough? TRUE??? People WILL find it. Dig and dig and dig like termites in the walls. Hunt like bloodhounds.

Riot in the streets.

Because? All it would TAKE? Is ONE half ghost, a few too many long nights trying to balance college classes and his internship, a bigotry filled call from back home, and staring down that empty fridge with just one box of moldering take out, because he's been too busy and stressed to remember to get GROCERIES AND-

Ah.

So this is what "so stressed you feel calm, I have run out of Fucks too give" feels like. Neat. *picks up phone* Hey, Sam? You still at that protest? Outside the presidential speech? Neat. Don't move.

One Phone Line Express later. SAM is telling him to breathe. Maybe... maybe calm down. Think about this. Others around her can see the same "spark of madness" glint in his almost zen like smile.

It Fiiiiine, Sam.

He's just here to Talk.

He disappears. Sam's freaking out. President stumbles but catches himself on the way to the mike. Up in the watch tower, various Magic users choke on their lunches, because a ghost just possessed the United States President.

ON LIVE TELEVISION.

He taps the Mike, smile, leans in real close like he's gonna Tell You Folks A Secret.... Aaaaand~

"The second you Die, you no longer have human rights. Doesn't matter how brief. Heart stops? You're sub-human scum! Non-sentient by American law. We here in the United Stares PROUDLY desecrate the bodies and graves of the dead. Tear apart the immortal souls of the innocent. And condemn you to oblivion crying, begging, and screaming for mercy! Why, obviously, is an act. Because souls don't have the RIGHT to feel fear or pain!

And YES. We do mean EVERYONE'S. Atlantian, Kryptonian, Martian. Canadian, Mexican, Russian, AND Chinese! I could keep going! Once you die? You belong to the United States to experiment on as we see fit! You're PROPERT now! So turn your nonrights having, nonsentient self in to the nearest GIW! For the good of AMERICA. Ectoplasmic Scum!"

*drops mic*

Jaws are on the floor. This was VETERANS DAY. Dead military Heros and smile for the cameras. A cake walk. Do a patriotism, rah rah. There.... there are DIPLOMATS in the crowd. Sure as SHIT, were more then a few foreign nationals WATCHING. Religious leaders looking on in fury, grief, and horror.

Reporters. Oh sweet Jesus the reporters.

The press secretary faints.

PANDEMONIUM. The president, still dazed and confused from being possessed, gets PUNCHED on live television be his VP, a deeply religious if moderately shady man. Take bribes? VP is cool with that. Bootstraps, peasants, and all that. But how DARE you fuck with the Souls of the dead. How DARE you!

Phones are blowing up, questions are being shouted, the JLA Dark FEEL like they should tell somebody about the ghost kid... but also this feels VERY "Call for help-y" so they might throw their weight around instead and pretend they know nothing. World leader are meaningfully staring at their Dear Beloved Dead Grandmother's photos as they send LIVID assistants to hound the American into answering the DAMN PHONE-!

And Danny?

Danny feels calmer now. He has stolen like....700 bucks from secret security's various wallets. He's going to buy himself BOUGIE groceries. Some...some NICE take out. Maybe a little cake. Yeah~ Cake for Danny~

If anyone needs him? No you don't. He needs to go do some shopping, eat, lie on the floor of his shower and just... vibe for a bit under the spray. In the dark maybe. Sleep for a week. Have his food. Yummy little treats.

Or he's gonna fuckin LOSE IT, man.

(Tucker is actively hacking his college schedule as they speak. He KNEW it. Called it! Too many classes! But does Mr "I can handle it" listen? Noooooooo! Now look what happened! Holy SHIT, Danny!)

@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter

Amazing! I really loved ur take on the Bio!Dad Draco Malfoy. I really enjoyed it. Would it be okay to request another? Hmm, let's see. Maybe Bio dad Sherlock Holmes? Or maybe John Watson? I don't think I've seen that one before. It's usually either siblings or uncles. Anyways, no pressure! Love ya❤

Thank you for the love prompt❣️❣️❣️❣️

Bio!Dad Sherlock Holmes

Marinette was put up for adoption by her mother even before she was born. Sabine and Time adopted her and took her home from the hospital, having been there for her birth. No one knew who the father was, not even her biological mother. It was messy thing, honestly.

Marinette grew up the same way she did in show, though her intellect was so above average that she skipped three grades by the time she was eight. She loved puzzles form a young age and the bakery and family home are decorated with glued together and framed multi-thousand piece puzzles. She still loves to design and uses her intimate knowledge about clothes to help her deduce people.

She deduced Chloe to tears the first time they met. After that Chloe sort of stuck around, because she didn’t have to say anything but Marinette still knew and understood, which was such an amazing thing to the two of them.

Marinette is always underestimated by her classmates, even after she showed off her skills multiple times. This backfired on them really quickly because as soon as one of them crossed her, they were buried six feet under. She might have more emotional intelligence than her father but she was still Sherlock Holmes’s daughter.

Through Chloe Marinette quickly gained blackmail on several politicians and celebrities that stayed at the hotel and coveted all of those peices of evidence to use when she needed them. Sometimes she played a card, to get an outcome for something she deemed to be for the best. She also managed to gather a lot of favors and such in that time.

Marinette found Hawkmoth in the span of two months. She hacked the CCTV to track the origin point of the Akumas and went from there. The take down started with Gabriel Agreste, not the actual villain. She called in favors and debts. It worked wonders. Within twenty four hours, the Agreste fashion empire was crumbling to ash at her feet.

This caught Mycroft’s attention and he had Paris watched. That is how he found out about the threat and the girl behind it all. Hawkmoth was caught and procescuted within a week of Gabriel Agreste fleeing the elite scene with his tail between his legs. It was quite intriguing to watch it all crumble. Reminded him a little bit of a stunt his younger brother pulled a few months back.

Marinette graduated ahead of her age group, having moved up a few more grades since she was eight years old. She decided to go to college in London because why not. She had solved all of Paris’s mysteries and she was beginning to get bored. London would be a new playground. A fun one at that.

She was wrong. London was pretty boring and dreary. But what did it matter. College was somewhat interesting, though she had wanted to slam her head against a wall repeatedly after listening to some of the lectures she attended. At least the library was vaste and had variety.

Then, after her fourth month in England, something intresting happened. Sarah Williams, the American girl who lived in the dorm across the hall from her’s was found dead on the banks of the Thames.

She met her biological father in a spectacularly strange and completely on brand way. He and John were coming to look at the crime investigation at the dorm where the police were and they walked in on Marinette yelling at Donovan in rapid French and English, her blue eyes cold and regardless of her small stature she seemed to tower over Sgt.Donovan.

Everyone was watching with a strange mix of fascination and horror as the small girl took a deep, huffy breath then proceeded to cuss up a storm under her breath in English and French.

Apparently Marinette had burst into the room crying and begging the police to do something in French however when Dononvan tried to move a stack of books on Sarah Williams’s desk she stopped crying and started yelling at her. And proceeded to yell for about fifteen minutes.

Than, in English, Marinette declared that it was an abduction and murder by some petty organization that Sarah’s father owed money to. Apparently they tried too hard to make everything in the room appear normal. The dust patterns were important.

John just rounds on Sherlock and takes a deep breath. Than he proceeds to introduce himself to Marinette and asks if she would be amicable to take an ancestry test.