HELP WHY AM I HEARING OMINOUS MUSIC

when i get in bed i feel my back become free of the weight it carries

^ me everyday?

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

if i were a rat people would love me so much

and what if i didnt have the sniffles

hhhhhhhh

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

i am so normal i promise

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys

are you telling me youd willy his wonka.

willy wonkas little tricks wouldnt work on me cuz im not nine years old. im not going onto the factory floor during a tour thats insane