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haha what no

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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HA ive never even heard of an avoiding it all what is that is it similar to functioning normally? i know im doing that one hahaha i only looked up the symptoms of a panic attack again because i was bored depressive episode? noooo what is whos whattt im so normal i promise i cant take this anymore

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buyinbulk

2 months ago

and what if i didnt have the sniffles

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what if what if I.. WHAT IF I DIDNT HAVE THE SNIFFLES what if the sniffles were gone what iffles i didnt have the sniffles MAKE ME NOT SICK

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buyinbulk

3 months ago

snoot is a business fish here offishally on offishal fish business

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

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fish he is my business son

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buyinbulk

2 months ago

i wanna see the time loop part where they're still working out how to get it just right

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whoops ive gotta wait 2 more seconds next time ohhh youre gonna hit me with a stick from the left after you accuse me of not actually being stuck in a time loop is it the red car next? no its the green one ugh i always forget the green one that car is going to explode in 3..2..1.. uh- i mean wait- its uh- 3..2.. *kaboom* after you assult me out of disbelief you say 'googley google doo' wow that sure is unexpected im gonna expect it next time

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buyinbulk

4 months ago

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

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0 notes: i will do nothing!!!! i second that

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buyinbulk

3 months ago

the juxtaposition of my fluffy wuffy pj pants to the tshirt that rides up so high im practically shirtless

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my blankets are also fluffy wuffy i kick them down in my sleep i have a heater because it gets cold i didnt notice the fan was also on until three (3) days ago i am the most contradictory guy ever lolol who else has weird sleeping habits do share

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buyinbulk

4 months ago

owie owow yeowch my back

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back pain owwwww im so young and yet my poor back hurt so mucjhgjjd ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

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buyinbulk

1 month ago

i have two ways of processing information-- the first is thinking about how it tastes, the second is a game of associations

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or For example a brick i pull the way it tastes from my experiances surronding brick and brick adjacent object and then imagine how its would feel on my senses i take an association to the word and make another association to that word and then again and then again a brick to a wall to the sky above it to airplanes to the bermuda triangle to the dancing plauge to mass hysteria i fear i am as normal as i can be

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buyinbulk

3 months ago

sometimes i run off and hide in small corners

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hiding i get asked how im not claustrophobic i dont really have an answer to that its like-- if my back is to a wall nothing can sneak up on me so if my back is to two or even three walls? it feels nice i like the weight of it i like the lack of paranoia too hiding in a corner

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buyinbulk

1 month ago

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

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classic fish classic lawyering its the fifth most common job for fish to get the most common being destistry

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buyinbulk

1 month ago

your honor, i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed tonight?

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your honor it came to me in a dream an awake dream in which i was waiting to sleep but thats close to it a dreammmm

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