Ok Champagne Problems Is Litterally Back To December If It Was Written Like All Too Well

I cackled at this

chocolate - jegulus microfic - platonic moonwater - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 258

“....so yeah,” Remus mumbled, biting slowly at the piece of chocolate in his hand and trying not to overthink the look on Regulus’s face. “That’s why I miss rounds sometimes. And that’s why James is missing occasionally. I’m…indisposed. And he helps. They all do. I understand if you think differently of me now, or you don’t want to be friends or..”

The younger boy blinked and sighed, scowling. “Remus, don’t be all self-deprecating, we both know I’m even more fucked up than you are. I just really wish you’d told me this about two weeks ago. Especially the Animagus part.”

Remus wrinkled his nose, confused. “What, why?” He wasn’t sure why a few weeks’ difference mattered that much. And really, the Animagus part was the least terrifying part of all.

“Because,” Regulus mumbled, grabbing for some candy as well, like he needed much more than chocolate to feel better, “Potter has been helping me with my Patronus Charm.”

“...So?” Remus asked, narrowing his eyes, still confused as to why that mattered.

The Slytherin gave him an embarrassed eye-roll. “Well…I finally summoned one. And…guess what animal it was?”

A grin slowly spread over Remus’s face as the answer hit him, and he couldn’t help but chuckle at the blush forming on Regulus’s cheeks. “What was it, Reg?” he asked, voice a bit sing-song.

“You know it was a fucking stag, you berk,” Regulus murmured, burying his face in his hands. All Remus could do was laugh. That explained why James had been even more insufferably cheerful than usual lately.

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

I was like "my autocorrect is prob wrong" and now I've just realized that soooo

oml I just realized I've been spelling "literally" wrong my whole life.

who was gonna tell me it had one T and two Ls not "litterally"

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Ik I already play Pandora

But uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Can I be Andromeda too? It's completely fine if not :) just curious 🙃

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canon

headcanon that pandora never did her own braids she always had evan do it and later barty cuz he thought it was cool so he made evan teach him how to do it.

years later luna will not leave the house until one of her uncles does her braids bc her mom sucks at it and don’t you care about me uncle evan?? are you saying you want me to get bullied?? i just want to look pretty 🥺🥺

"Not all men" yeah, Remus lupin would never